~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Likes grilling Coyotes at parties

Calls the act of enslaving as sexual servants “grilling”

 

[SimonSex]

Wrote the lyrics to REM’s “Its the end of the world as we know it” but Michael Stipe
swiped the napkin from him.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wrote the lyrics to REM’s “Its the end of the world as we know it” but Michael Stipe
swiped the napkin from him.

The napkin drawings makes are stick figures fighting each other

 

[BrendaBear]

The napkin drawings makes are stick figures fighting each other

The stick figures were actually having sex… Jack just forgot what sex looked like.

 

[cactusjack0584]

The stick figures were actually having sex… Jack just forgot what sex looked like.

Doesn’t understand the difference between fighting and fucking… it has caused issues in the past

 

[Coyote100]

The stick figures were actually having sex… Jack just forgot what sex looked like.

Was pleased that coyote invited her to surprise party with Chloe.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Doesn’t understand the difference between fighting and fucking… it has caused issues in the past

Sex Fight!!!

he plays dungeons and dragons because he likes to “cross swords”

 

[cactusjack0584]

Dressed as a fox for the party also with cutouts… and you’ll never guess how the tail attached @Coyote100

 

[BrendaBear]

Doesn’t understand the difference between fighting and fucking… it has caused issues in the past

Is easily confused about how to categorize a spanking.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is easily confused about how to categorize a spanking.

Knows it falls into both categories

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Knows it falls into both categories

Has recategorised all the books in the Lit library

 

[cactusjack0584]

Confuses books with penises.. which is why he’s not welcome at most libraries now

 

[Coyote100]

Confuses books with penises.. which is why he’s not welcome at most libraries now

Is banned from libraries after his penis got stuck in the book return slot.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is jealous because he thought he and the return slot had a relationship

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is jealous because he thought he and the return slot had a relationship

Has gotten stuck in mail slots too. That @Coyote100 gets mad then too. @AlwaysDancing always want in, but is usually too late for the action

 

[cactusjack0584]

Fantasizes about mail carriers… filling her mailbox…

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Fantasizes about mail carriers… filling her mailbox…

Also fantasises about filling boxes .. oh shit lies… erm fantastise about filling mail carriers…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also fantasises about filling boxes .. oh shit lies… erm fantastise about filling mail carriers…

Is jealous is their cool uniforms, especially their shorts in the summer time

 

[Coyote100]

Fantasizes about mail carriers… filling her mailbox…

Is that mailbox or malebox. He often confuses them.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is jealous is their cool uniforms, especially their shorts in the summer time

Can’t wear shorts but won’t explain why

 

[cactusjack0584]

Can’t wear shorts but won’t explain why

Can’t wear a fedora and trenchcoat… also won’t explain why

 

[BrendaBear]

Can’t wear shorts but won’t explain why

Doesn’t realize Jacks junk hangs halfway down his leg.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Loves seeing me in shorts… and out of them

 

[BrendaBear]

Can’t wear a fedora and trenchcoat… also won’t explain why

Didn’t notice I was being his wing woman… and now I am taking the trenchcoat and fedora.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Didn’t notice I was being his wing woman… and now I am taking the trenchcoat and fedora.

wants them so can look like Inspector Gadget