~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Likes to dress up as Fred and take a great dane for a walk in the moonlight.

Can outrun the roadrunner!! Meep meep!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Can outrun the roadrunner!! Meep meep!!

Little known fact, Jack adopted the “cactus” part of his name from watching Road Runner cartoons, back when he was only 48 years old.

 

[SimonSex]

Wonders where buffalo get their wings

 

[awired50]

Secretly wants to see Jack's catus.

 

[SimonSex]

Channels the fictitious Roman emperor, Catus

 

[awired50]

Plays with his sword

 

[Sammysub07]

Swings his sword for blow up dolls dressed as Mrs. Claus

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Swings his sword for blow up dolls dressed as Mrs. Claus

Was the inspiration for those blow up dolls... because she's Mrs Claus

 

[Sammysub07]

Buys blow up Mrs. Claus dolls in bulk

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Buys blow up Mrs. Claus dolls in bulk

I have to beat all the horny boys to them

Rates my selfies with them on a "spankable" scale

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I have to beat all the horny boys to them

Rates my selfies with them on a "spankable" scale

Calls herself Chloe “Harper” as she is a nod to the tv character Charlie Harper… aka an attractive sex addict!

 

[BrendaBear]

I have to beat all the horny boys to them

Rates my selfies with them on a "spankable" scale

Actually knows nothing about spankings, having never had one. @Sammysub07 hasn't either.

 

[BrendaBear]

Calls herself Chloe “Harper” as she is a nod to the tv character Charlie Harper… aka an attractive sex addict!

Had a huge crush on Charlie Harper... still does.

 

[Sammysub07]

Actually knows nothing about spankings, having never had one. @Sammysub07 hasn't either.

Supposed to be lies Brenda!! Just Kidding

Begs @Chloe_Harper for spankings

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Had a huge crush on Charlie Harper... still does.

Who doesn’t?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Actually knows nothing about spankings, having never had one. @Sammysub07 hasn't either.

Calls herself a rope bunny, but is actually allergic to all ropes. No matter the material. It's just ropes in general.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Gets reins and ropes muddled

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Supposed to be lies Brenda!! Just Kidding

Begs @Chloe_Harper for spankings

Teaches me how to do them nice and quick

Who doesn’t?

Has a huge crush on emoji

Gets reins and ropes muddled

Keeps mislabeling them so I can never learn!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Teaches me how to do them nice and quick

Has a huge crush on emoji

Keeps mislabeling them so I can never learn!

Secretly works shifts as the emoji.. but to get the face just right, the reins must be attached just right too.. fails half the time as she uses rope so looks more like instead

 

[Sammysub07]

Secretly works shifts as the emoji.. but to get the face just right, the reins must be attached just right too.. fails half the time as she uses rope so looks more like instead

Cuddles with Rope Bunnies

 

[mnbreastluver]

Cuddles with Rope Bunnies

Once spent the whole day trying to find her house keys so got a hotel for the night but found them in her cleavage.

 

[SimonSex]

Who’s a good girl? Who’s a good girl?
You are, aren’t you. Yes, you are!!

 

[Sammysub07]

Once spent the whole day trying to find her house keys so got a hotel for the night but found them in her cleavage.

Supposed to be lies!!! I can’t find my keys, phone, and purse all the time!!

Purposely hides things so people need his help

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Who’s a good girl? Who’s a good girl?
You are, aren’t you. Yes, you are!!

Is talking to his reflection

Supposed to be lies!!! I can’t find my keys, phone, and purse all the time!!

Purposely hides things so people need his help

Never asks for help. But will give you big pouty eyes until you offer

 

[Sammysub07]

Is talking to his reflection

Never asks for help. But will give you big pouty eyes until you offer

Big pouty eyes for sure!

Is a sucker for pouty eyes