~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[smtst5]

Rafe is such a super, nice guy! OMG! Just wonderful wonderful!

Sitting at home watching Home Alone for the third time today

 

[naughty_stories]

Took the username bear because she never shaves

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Sitting at home watching Home Alone for the third time today

Only watches Home Alone 3

Took the username bear because she never shaves

Their ideas of "naughty stories" are people pulling pranks in each other

 

[smtst5]

Only watches Home Alone 3

Their ideas of "naughty stories" are people pulling pranks in each other

Has Mariah Carey’s All I want for Christmas on repeat all day

 

[SimonSex]

Has Mariah Carey’s All I want for Christmas on repeat all day

Does 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor
on a regular basis

 

[smtst5]

Does 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor
on a regular basis

Has 3 pet chipmunks names Alvin Simon and Theodore

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Does 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor
on a regular basis

Is on the floor after 1 tequila

 

[BrendaBear]

Is on the floor after 1 tequila

Is on the floor when she wants to be…

 

[SimonSex]

Is on the floor after 1 tequila

Yeah, because you jumped my bones

 

[smtst5]

Yeah, because you jumped my bones

Confuses Halloween and Christmas

 

[SimonSex]

Confuses Halloween and Christmas

That explains why my neighbors don’t answer the door on 12/25.

Night y’all. Gotta rest well. I’m kind of a big deal.

 

[Sammysub07]

That explains why my neighbors don’t answer the door on 12/25.

Night y’all. Gotta rest well. I’m kind of a big deal.

Gets no sleep because he’s got his dates wrong

 

[smtst5]

Gets no sleep because he’s got his dates wrong

She keeps you awake by tap tap tapping on your window sill.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

She keeps you awake by tap tap tapping on your window sill.

Is unable to tell if this is a Christmas thing or a Salem’s Lot thing.

 

[smtst5]

Is unable to tell if this is a Christmas thing or a Salem’s Lot thing.

Say his name 3 times and he instantly appears

 

[Sammysub07]

Say his name 3 times and he instantly appears

Forgot how to count to three

 

[smtst5]

Forgot how to count to three

Forgot how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop

 

[Sammysub07]

Forgot how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop

Gets put in a padded room because he keeps saying “Sammy said the world may never know!” No one knows who Sammy is or what you’re talking about

 

[smtst5]

Gets put in a padded room because he keeps saying “Sammy said the world may never know!” No one knows who Sammy is or what you’re talking about

Is in the next room because she keeps repeating “Go inside the world will end in 3 days” to strangers

 

[BrendaBear]

Is in the next room because she keeps repeating “Go inside the world will end in 3 days” to strangers

Doesn’t realize that Sammy is naked in the next room, and she is so fucking sexy!!! And he is missing all of it.

 

[smtst5]

Doesn’t realize that Sammy is naked in the next room, and she is so fucking sexy!!! And he is missing all of it.

Runs around the floor unlocking all of the doors setting everyone free

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Runs around the floor unlocking all of the doors setting everyone free

Runs right back into his room

 

[Sammysub07]

Runs around the floor unlocking all of the doors setting everyone free

Underestimated @BrendaBear

 

[smtst5]

Runs right back into his room

Of course I do. Have you seen the peeps on the outside?

Chases me with one of those sleeveless jackets

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Of course I do. Have you seen the peeps on the outside?

Chases me with one of those sleeveless jackets

Doesn’t realize how safe he actually is. There are angels present.