~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Qky75]

Likes fucking with proper gentleman by walking on the outside edge of the sidewalk.

Is always surprised ShowMe State doesn't mean exhibitionist friendly

 

[Sammysub07]

Likes fucking with proper gentleman by walking on the outside edge of the sidewalk.

Applies for the position of proper gentleman

 

[Sammysub07]

Is always surprised ShowMe State doesn't mean exhibitionist friendly

Is an exhibitionist in the kink club with @SirConradPeckereye and @HeavyBalls

 

[HeavyBalls]

Applies for the position of proper gentleman

Doesn't like the Muppets...

Heretic...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Applies for the position of proper gentleman

Not necessarily a lie.

She wrote a book in the etiquette of being a stamp collector. There’s a whole chapter in when and how it’s appropriate to lick.

 

[Qky75]

Is an exhibitionist in the kink club with @SirConradPeckereye and @HeavyBalls

Applies for the CF role

 

[Sammysub07]

Applies for the CF role

Approves any request I make in minutes

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Approves any request I make in minutes

Her superpower is making men agree with her

 

[Qky75]

Her superpower is making men agree with her

Her superpower is spinning her friends evil powers to look positive

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Her superpower is spinning her friends evil powers to look positive

Is trying to create a potion to steal others super cool powers

 

[HeavyBalls]

Her superpower is spinning her friends evil powers to look positive

Makes lightsaber noises when holding and empty wrapping paper tube...

 

[Sammysub07]

Her superpower is spinning her friends evil powers to look positive

His superpower is making women swoon

 

[Qky75]

Is trying to create a potion to steal others super cool powers

Doesn't realize he already peddles nugget sauce

 

[Qky75]

Makes lightsaber noises when holding and empty wrapping paper tube...

Actually true

Creates lewd sculptures in the produce aisle

 

[Sammysub07]

Actually true

Creates lewd sculptures in the produce aisle

Rearranges Elf On The Shelf in sexual positions

 

[HeavyBalls]

Actually true

Creates lewd sculptures in the produce aisle

Actually true. On both counts.

Has a Darth Vader inspired BDSM getup. Makes everyone call him Daddy...

 

[Qky75]

His superpower is making women swoon

Ummm....also true

Has a stack of unreturned Danielle Steele novels from the library

 

[HeavyBalls]

Rearranges Elf On The Shelf in sexual positions

Again true...

Before I stage him being dispatches in gruseome ways...

 

[Qky75]

Actually true. On both counts.

Has a Darth Vader inspired BDSM getup. Makes everyone call him Daddy...

Only realizes he's half accurate

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Only realizes he's half accurate

Is making me a Christmas tree out of dildos

 

[Qky75]

Is making me a Christmas tree out of dildos

Is going to call the creation O holy ffffuck

 

[Sammysub07]

Is going to call the creation O holy ffffuck

Sings O Holy Fuck when he orgasms

 

[Qky75]

Sings O Holy Fuck when he orgasms

Goes into sterile field with sticky fingers

 

[Sammysub07]

Goes into sterile field with sticky fingers

Staaahp

Sits in corner of OR laughing

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Once hid inside the Christmas tree to try and see Santa.