~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HeavyBalls]

Once hid inside the Christmas tree to try and see Santa.

Accidentally addresses Xmas letters to SATAN!!! Not Santa.

 

[Sammysub07]

Accidentally addresses Xmas letters to SATAN!!! Not Santa.

Is sleeping with Mrs. Claus when Santa is out making deliveries

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Accidentally addresses Xmas letters to SATAN!!! Not Santa.

That explains so much. Like all those weird sex toys I keep getting.

While playing video games, he tainted and said “Die, die, die!”

His Goonies license was immediately revoked.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Is sleeping with Mrs. Claus when Santa is out making deliveries

That explains so much. Like all those weird sex toys I keep getting.

While playing video games, he tainted and said “Die, die, die!”

His Goonies license was immediately revoked.

Both are true... Except the Goonies thing, Goonies NEVER SAY DIE!

 

[Sammysub07]

Both are true... Except the Goonies thing, Goonies NEVER SAY DIE!

Joins then Never Say Die Club

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Joins then Never Say Die Club

Her hiding in the Christmas tree method worked Santa was very good to her last year

 

[HeavyBalls]

Her hiding in the Christmas tree method worked Santa was very good to her last year

She gave Santa an infection that way once...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She gave Santa an infection that way once...

Yea, he caught those feelings real bad Can't be cured.

Is wishing he was Santa

 

[HollyS]

Yea, he caught those feelings real bad Can't be cured.

Is wishing he was Santa

Actually is Santa. Who knew Santa was a sexy woman instead of a bearded, fat old dude?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Actually is Santa. Who knew Santa was a sexy woman instead of a bearded, fat old dude?

Goes around singing, “oh by Holly have a Holly Holly Christmas … this year!”

 

[HollyS]

Goes around singing, “oh by Holly have a Holly Holly Christmas … this year!”

Always dances to my Christmas carol!

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Always dances to my Christmas carol!

Uses Christmas as an excuse to sit on Santa actors laps and get naughty in public spaces

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Always dances to my Christmas carol!

Sits on my lap to tell me what she wants for Christmas. Everyone gives her weird looks, but it's because she's the only one who knows I'm the real Santa

 

[HollyS]

Sits on my lap to tell me what she wants for Christmas. Everyone gives her weird looks, but it's because she's the only one who knows I'm the real Santa

Gives me a little squeeze when I tell her what I want, and whispers "see you Christmas Eve!"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Uses Christmas as an excuse to sit on Santa actors laps and get naughty in public spaces

Dresses like a mail person so she read everyone's Christmas lists

Gives me a little squeeze when I tell her what I want, and whispers "see you Christmas Eve!"

Always has a special treat waiting for me when I come down the chimney

 

[HollyS]

Dresses like a mail person so she read everyone's Christmas lists

Always has a special treat waiting for me when I come down the chimney

Keeps my special treat a secret so no one gets jealous.

 

[TXRafe]

Keeps my special treat a secret so no one gets jealous.

shares her special treat with all the good little boys and girls and tells them its a secret

 

[Chloe_Harper]

shares her special treat with all the good little boys and girls and tells them its a secret

Gets 2 special treats today. But not because it's his birthday

 

[HollyS]

shares her special treat with all the good little boys and girls and tells them its a secret

Only thinks I share with everyone, but actually just got lucky because it's his birthday.

 

[Coyote100]

Do unto others as you would have them do to you has a special meaning for her.

 

[Coyote100]

Gets 2 special treats today. But not because it's his birthday

She widenly known for making promises she can't keep.

 

[awired50]

Howls during sex

 

[cactusjack0584]

Howls during sex

Screams out “yes Tom cruise!!” During sex… no one knows why

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Screams out “yes Tom cruise!!” During sex… no one knows why

Makes zero noise during sex. Zero.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Makes zero noise during sex. Zero.

Makes intense, slightly scary eye contact during sex