cactusjack0584
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Has crazy fantasies about Chloe’s plushiesChloe is please with the intechangable heads
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Has crazy fantasies about Chloe’s plushiesChloe is please with the intechangable heads
Steals all the plushies and replaces them with only cacti emoji plushies!Has crazy fantasies about Chloe’s plushies
Has delightful fantasies about the ladies of the lies thread.Has crazy fantasies about Chloe’s plushies
Keeps switching out the dildos because some just look extra funny on different plushiesMade the dildos so the plushies are interchangeable
Gave me a plushie of a cactus to add to my collectionHas crazy fantasies about Chloe’s plushies
Never tells lies on this thread. Not once ever. Don't go back and checkHas delightful fantasies about the ladies of the lies thread.
Hides candy cane shaped dildos all around my roomKeeps switching out the dildos because some just look extra funny on different plushies
Gave me a plushie of a cactus to add to my collection
Never tells lies on this thread. Not once ever. Don't go back and check
Keeps threatening to have someone give me a spanking for my not spouting enough lies.Keeps switching out the dildos because some just look extra funny on different plushies
Gave me a plushie of a cactus to add to my collection
Never tells lies on this thread. Not once ever. Don't go back and check
Really wants the threats to come true!!! Like a lot!Keeps threatening to have someone give me a spanking for my not spouting enough lies.
Wants to go deep down with a good person!Is a good person deep down
Has aspirations to be a naughty SantaWants to go deep down with a good person!
Wants to sit on naughty Santa’s lapHas aspirations to be a naughty Santa
Now is wishing he had a lapWants to sit on naughty Santa’s lap
Has stolen my lap for her own pleasuresNow is wishing he had a lapwait... where did his lap go?
Discovered my secret when I said I was going to "do laps"Has stolen my lap for her own pleasures
She loves to be cold so much that she shovels snow in the buffWas going to do that plunge challenge where people jump into freezing water but changed her mind because that sounded cold.
He actually has some hair… he just doesn’t like to admit it.She loves to be cold so much that she shovels snow in the buff
Keeps wondering why her lip balm keeps melting because she is using it on the wrong lips.He actually has some hair… he just doesn’t like to admit it.
Likes to run around outside at midnight wearing a sombrero because he thinks when they ladies call him “Speedy Gonzales” that they weren’t referring to a small thing that is too fast.Keeps wondering why her lip balm keeps melting because she is using it on the wrong lips.
Tried to make a withdrawal from the sperm bank.Is a regular customer at the sperm bank.
He’s the one Native American folklore warned you about.Tried to make withdrawal from the sperm bank.
Has a keen interest in learning about Native American folklore.He’s the one Native American folklore warned you about.