~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

still thinks lotion is better than lube, silly girl

Is an expert at lube type products… no one knows exactly why

 

[Scarred65]

Her mantra is "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is an expert at lube type products… no one knows exactly why

Keeps asking him how she can become a lube connoisseur

 

[TXRafe]

Keeps asking him how she can become a lube connoisseur

has a kiddie pool filled with lube in her bedroom...when asked why she only answers "for weekends"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Her mantra is "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

Only uses sparkly lotion. To feel pretty

has a kiddie pool filled with lube in her bedroom...when asked why she only answers "for weekends"

Has yet to be invited to one of these weekends. Can't stop pouting about it

 

[TXRafe]

Only uses sparkly lotion. To feel pretty

Has yet to be invited to one of these weekends. Can't stop pouting about it

barely got that response out because she started "choking" on her words as she was typing...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

barely got that response out because she started "choking" on her words as she was typing...

maybe I wouldn't be choking on my words if someone let go of my neck for just a moment. Control freak

 

[Justabaldguy70]

maybe I wouldn't be choking on my words if someone let go of my neck for just a moment. Control freak

She likes to choke on things

 

[BrendaBear]

Wonders what kind of things a woman could choke on.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wonders what kind of things a woman could choke on.

Helped me learn how to train my gag reflex away with her toy collection so I could choke properly

 

[AlwaysDancing]

She likes to choke on things

is ready to give the hind lick maneuver at a moment’s notice.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

is ready to give the hind lick maneuver at a moment’s notice.

Really can’t dance

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Really can’t dance

Really isn’t bald

 

[BrendaBear]

Really isn’t bald

Right? That is what I said too!! He is faking it! In real life, he looks like an 80’s hair band lead singer!! I’m telling you, he is one hairy dude!!!!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Right? That is what I said too!! He is faking it! In real life, he looks like an 80’s hair band lead singer!! I’m telling you, he is one hairy dude!!!!

Just my back

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Just my back

((Doesn’t feel like a lie))

Braids back hair to harness the power of sea turtles!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

((Doesn’t feel like a lie))

Braids back hair to harness the power of sea turtles!

Sea turtles? Aye, sea turtles

Once drank an entire secret stash of rum in one night, with a pretty girl, on a deserted island. Well, almost the entire stash. Ok. It was one bottle.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Sea turtles? Aye, sea turtles

Once drank an entire secret stash of rum in one night, with a pretty girl, on a deserted island. Well, almost the entire stash. Ok. It was one bottle.

She can burp the alphabet in one sitting

 

[BrendaBear]

She can burp the alphabet in one sitting

He actually hates cleaning the house.

 

[TXRafe]

He actually hates cleaning the house.

cleans the house in only an apron and heels

 

[BrendaBear]

cleans the house in only an apron and heels

He told me before, he liked that I did that, sheesh!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

cleans the house in only an apron and heels

Calls his dick the nut house.

 

[TXRafe]

Calls his dick the nut house.

doesnt like them as crazy as i do

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’ve done crazy. Now I know the difference between crazy and wild and I choose wild.

Don’t worry. You’ll be on my level some day

He wants to meant to speak French so he can be Fr Rafe.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’ve done crazy. Now I know the difference between crazy and wild and I choose wild.

Don’t worry. You’ll be on my level some day

He wants to meant to speak French so he can be Fr Rafe.

Often gets a French accent confused with Australian accent. We are working on fixing this, but the progress is minimal at best