She keeps a book by the beside on what things are naughty and what are unbeliveableKnows there's only one opening... or wait
Keeps fixating on Sammy being a good girl because he wants to learn from her on how to be the goodest boy
Moi? Jamais
Steals the book nightly and makes entries @Chloe_Harper doesn’t know about
He also has a stack next to his bed… but they are full of pictures.
Has BDA's address and sends subscriptions to cat magazine
Has a subscription to vanilla spice magazine
Says he’s a dog person but acts out “Cats” the musical every night… in full costume
Also has that magazine. She gets it for the “articles only” she says
What not to do: study edition
She keeps trying to pull off the tinsel garland
Got us all cat ears and told us to "meow" if we are going to play so adorably with his "outfit"
Has collected all of them I’ve sent for… research…
Better send me a card, Jack!
messaged me she has a tail that matches the cat ears, but will only wear it if im a very good boy
Again for research.. of course
Uses the word research to hide his stroking fantasy
Lost his license to inspect breasts over an incident with a seagull. He can now only examine the décolleté.
