~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[English_guy_bkk]

They all slept like creatures of night
Tucked in their beds all snug and tight
Santa will come when they start to snore
Quietly creeping across the floor
Dropping off toys labeled for each one
Under the tree waiting for sun
When they all wake, much fun will be had
As long as none of them were terribly bad


They come down for presents all glad
But see there are no toys to be had
Since all were quite naughty not nice
The lack of presents were now the price

Merry Christmas you naughty fuckers!

Still paying off parking tickets from 1958

 

[MiaBabe23]

They all slept like creatures of night
Tucked in their beds all snug and tight
Santa will come when they start to snore
Quietly creeping across the floor
Dropping off toys labeled for each one
Under the tree waiting for sun
When they all wake, much fun will be had
As long as none of them were terribly bad


They come down for presents all glad
But see there are no toys to be had
Since all were quite naughty not nice
The lack of presents were now the price

Merry Christmas you naughty fuckers!

But then they all discovered a secretly stowed sack,
Perhaps it had been left by Jack,
Or anyone of the elves sneaking round,
Wanting to see smiles abound

And in the sack were toys unexpected,
To go well with all the spirits to be ingested,
And candy canes more sticky than rough,
And spices that were more than enough

And the laughter of whoever had left the sacks was loud,
Since they’d sealed the sacks with licorice too tightly wound

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Stole one of Santa's reindeer and flew off into the night, yelling "Merry Christmas to all, and to all, get fucked without Dasher helping Santa tonight!"

 

[BrendaBear]

Chloe was hoping to seduce Santa… but I beat her to it.

 

[Sammysub07]

Took out the handcuffs and offered spanks for fun

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Chloe was hoping to seduce Santa… but I beat her to it.

Dammit! That's why he didn't come?

Took out the handcuffs and offered spanks for fun

Immediately stole the handcuffs to go use them on her favorite Santa helper

 

[BrendaBear]

Dammit! That's why he didn't come?

Oh, he came… for sure…

Immediately stole the handcuffs to go use them on her favorite Santa helper

That guy was cute… Chloe decided to grab another helper…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh, he came… for sure…

That guy was cute… Chloe decided to grab another helper…

So many to choose from... Brenda lassoed a few with the whip she stole from Santa

 

[Sammysub07]

So many to choose from... Brenda lassoed a few with the whip she stole from Santa

One helper, two helper, three helper more

Realizes we’re gonna need more toys is gonna need Santa @cactusjack0584 to bring them all back!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

One helper, two helper, three helper more

Realizes we’re gonna need more toys is gonna need Santa @cactusjack0584 to bring them all back!

I heard @AlwaysDancing made off with a special bag marked "For Santa’s Favorite Brats" I saw Sammy sneaking in his window to see if she could recover our presents

 

[Sammysub07]

I heard @AlwaysDancing made off with a special bag marked "For Santa’s Favorite Brats" I saw Samantha sneaking in his window to see if she could recover our presents

Holds the ladder for me to climb through his window!! Sneaks past his bed to take his special bag and makes it back out! Ninja skills!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Holds the ladder for me to climb through his window!! Sneaks past his bed to take his special bag and makes it back out! Ninja skills!

She also took a few extra things he'll never find his ties

 

[Sammysub07]

She also took a few extra things he'll never find his ties

Dared me to leave my lingerie behind and leave in one of his shirts Risky Business style

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Dared me to leave my lingerie behind and leave in one of his shirts Risky Business style

She also left mine in there how'd you get my panties without me noticing?

 

[BDA73]

She has left a pair of her panties wrapped around Santa's cookies

 

[Sammysub07]

Slipped my lingerie off so I could leave them behind. Helped me down the ladder, too! Was curious about what toys we had in Santa’s secret bag!

 

[BDA73]

She asked santa to take the reigns off Rudolph and tied her up with it instead

 

[cactusjack0584]

She asked santa to take the reigns off Rudolph and tied her up with it instead

Ran off and married Rudolph, since @Sammysub07 was tied up

 

[Sammysub07]

She asked santa to take the reigns off Rudolph and tied her up with it instead

Supposed to be lies!

Didn’t realize when he gets one. He gets three with @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She asked santa to take the reigns off Rudolph and tied her up with it instead

He wanted to participate, but we only let Santa tie us up on Christmas

 

[BDA73]

Loves to organize beautiful women to take care of BDA

 

[cactusjack0584]

Supposed to be lies!

Didn’t realize when he gets one. He gets three with @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear

Thinks being outnumbered is bad…?

Untied herself and stole the remaining reindeer to deliver “toys” to @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Loves to organize beautiful women to take care of BDA

Has very vivid and wet dreams about certain ladies getting organized just to tend to him

 

[BDA73]

Has very vivid and wet dreams about certain ladies getting organized just to tend to him

That's a lie?

Loves making BDA lose his wood

 

[cactusjack0584]

That's a lie?

Loves making BDA lose his wood

Shivers in the cold with no wood for his fireplace