~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[TXRafe]

Her bouquet is full of dainty sex toys instead of flowers. Whoever catches the bouquet is the next to get tamed instead of married in this tradition

tried to push me at the bundle of vibrating dildos flying through the air and landed chest first in the penis cake

 

[SmokingFap]

tried to push me at the bundle of vibrating dildos flying through the air and landed chest first in the penis cake

Instantly regretted putting his penis in the cake.

 

[BrendaBear]

Instantly regretted putting his penis in the cake.

He supplied the cake… made with jalapeno…

 

[SmokingFap]

He supplied the cake… made with jalapeno…

Thought the movie was called Feral Bueller's Day Off.

 

[TXRafe]

He supplied the cake… made with jalapeno…

told me she had just the thing to help me ease my pain...but then licked her lips...

 

[SmokingFap]

told me she had just the thing to help me ease my pain...but then licked her lips...

Doesn't realize that Alaska is bigger than Texas.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Thought the movie was called Feral Bueller's Day Off.

Actually has that movie. It's the porn version. Watches it on repeat on his phone. It used to be his tablet, but he made a mess on that too many times

told me she had just the thing to help me ease my pain...but then licked her lips...

He licked his lips too. It's like a tick he has. Anytime he sees someone lick their lips, he licks his

 

[TXRafe]

Actually has that movie. It's the porn version. Watches it on repeat on his phone. It used to be his tablet, but he made a mess on that too many times

He licked his lips too. It's like a tick he has. Anytime he sees someone lick their lips, he licks his

ill lick yours...i mean wut? forgot what thread she was in...

 

[BrendaBear]

Actually has that movie. It's the porn version. Watches it on repeat on his phone. It used to be his tablet, but he made a mess on that too many times

He licked his lips too. It's like a tick he has. Anytime he sees someone lick their lips, he licks his

She has a similar condition… she sees someone licking their lips… if they are hot, she tries to lick their lips too. She keeps chasing @AlwaysDancing around the room because he doesn’t know.

 

[SmokingFap]

Actually has that movie. It's the porn version. Watches it on repeat on his phone. It used to be his tablet, but he made a mess on that too many times

He licked his lips too. It's like a tick he has. Anytime he sees someone lick their lips, he licks his

Got drunk on Four Locos and went to a football game with @Sammysub07 and @BrendaBear, with "Brat" spelled out on their chests, but when they whipped off their shirts to show off their titties, realized they only spelled out "bra", which was more than a little ironic.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Got drunk on Four Locos and went to a football game with @Sammysub07 and @BrendaBear, with "Brat" spelled out on their chests, but when they whipped off their shirts to show off their titties, realized they only spelled out "bra", which was more than a little ironic.

It was his fault. He was the “T” and he was late as per usual.

 

[BrendaBear]

Got drunk on Four Locos and went to a football game with @Sammysub07 and @BrendaBear, with "Brat" spelled out on their chests, but when they whipped off their shirts to show off their titties, realized they only spelled out "bra", which was more than a little ironic.

He’s been selling his phone footage of it and making a fortune. But the jerk won’t share with us.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Got drunk on Four Locos and went to a football game with @Sammysub07 and @BrendaBear, with "Brat" spelled out on their chests, but when they whipped off their shirts to show off their titties, realized they only spelled out "bra", which was more than a little ironic.

Started to blow his whistle like a bra referee. Furious bare tits were on display. He walked to the Capitol protesting girls showing off their boobs

It was his fault. He was the “T” and he was late as per usual.

He told him the wrong time on purpose. Cracks up at naked irony

He’s been selling his phone footage of it and making a fortune. But the jerk won’t share with us.

Has called @Sammysub07 and I in. Time for another heist!

 

[SmokingFap]

He’s been selling his phone footage of it and making a fortune. But the jerk won’t share with us.

Knew that I, as the "T", was late, but just had to take off her top anyway.

 

[BrendaBear]

Knew that I, as the "T", was late, but just had to take off her top anyway.

Says that like it was unreasonable… sheesh!

 

[SmokingFap]

Says that like it was unreasonable… sheesh!

Favorite color is plaid.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Favorite color is plaid.

Doesn’t mind cracker crumbs in his bed

 

[SmokingFap]

Doesn’t mind cracker crumbs in his bed

Has a full head of hair. Screen name refers to his crotch.

 

[BrendaBear]

Has a full head of hair. Screen name refers to his crotch.

Pays a lot of attention to crotches.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Pays a lot of attention to crotches.

Is actually the Hawk-Tu girl

 

[BrendaBear]

Is actually the Hawk-Tu girl

Really really hopes he is right.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is actually the Hawk-Tu girl

Still thinks Hawk-Tu is a bird getting the worm martial art he badly wants to learn.

 

[SmokingFap]

Still thinks Hawk-Tu is a bird getting the worm martial art he badly wants to learn.

Only learning yoga for the "dog licking own balls" pose.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Only learning yoga for the "dog licking own balls" pose.

Attends yoga, but just to watch those asses in those pants in those positions... he wants his ass to look like that in those pants

 

[SmokingFap]

Attends yoga, but just to watch those asses in those pants in those positions... he wants his ass to look like that in those pants

She, @Sammysub07, and @BrendaBear all lost their shirts investing in BratCoin. At least, that's what they told the cops in the parking lot after the football game.