~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Still reads magazines.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Still prefers Penthouse Letters to Literotica.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Doesn't know how to read.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Prefers to have stories written in Braille so she feels naughty.

 

[paulworcsuk]

Prefers to have stories written in Braille so she feels naughty.

He tries to write braille on his cock

 

[SimonSex]

Can’t wash the stench of garlic from their hands after work at the kielbasa factory.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

He tries to write braille on his cock

Doesn't know how to write braille very well so ended up having "cach" instead of "cock".

@SimonSex can only have sex with the smell of kielbasa in the air, he had to make his own scents though.

 

[EctoJohn]

Doesn't believe in sharks, thinking they were invented by Jaws much the same as Godzilla.

 

[Sexydrana]

Is actually Professor James Moriarty this whole time… where’s Sherlock when you need him

 

[EctoJohn]

Knows me irl, but refuses to acknowledge me.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Does not know me irl, but often claims he does.

 

[LeSabreur]

Lives near me and every time I see him drive by he's on the wrong side of the road.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Assumes I drive.

 

[SusanHoward]

Starred in Wind in the Willows.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Auditioned for the role of Eliza Doolittle in "My Fair Lady", but instead was cast as Henry Higgins in a gender swapped off-Broadway production of the musical.

 

[SimonSex]

Washes her face with Irish Spring

 

[SlyderInside]

Skips leg day at least twice a month.

 

[Graybear1826]

Was one of Mikey's brothers in the old Life cereal commercial.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is a trained circus acrobat.

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Is a lyin' tamer

 

[LeSabreur]

The last time @EctoJohn and I got into a tickle fight during one of our sleepovers, his mom had to come in and make us be quiet.

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Used to be a fence before he becane a fencer

 

[tommyt125]

Got a library card for the free smut

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Owns a Tommy Gun

 

[kellyt1994]

Has lifetime bans from all three competitive clogging organizations.