~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BDA73]

Came third in a pie-eating contest despite being very allergic to pie (received standing ovation)

Has an extremely hard time talking to women without drinking (Raj from abog Bang Theory)

 

[EctoJohn]

Always forgets how to make a rum & Coke cocktail.

 

[SusanHoward]

Wears Spanx size XLQueen.

 

[munch2much]

Sells her soiled undies on eBay for charity

 

[EctoJohn]

Grows an illegal form of tomato.

 

[peter252]

Has a collection of cut toenails from his fans

 

[EctoJohn]

Loves to visit cemeteries with interesting views.

 

[Taegul]

He always yells at the characters every time he goes to the theater. They never respond of course, but he's been fooled before by Deadpool breaking the fourth wall.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Thoroughly washes his back when bathing. Also washes only his back when bathing.

 

[SimonSex]

Uses Old Spice Original instead of Sterno for award winning food at mid-Western state fairs.

 

[SusanHoward]

Always wears a cucumber under his Speedo.

 

[SimonSex]

Brushes and flosses 10x a day.

 

[EctoJohn]

Still watches a recording of last years Super Bowl hoping for a different outcome.

 

[Cindy027]

Likes to play hopscotch whenever the pavement slabs allow for it.

 

[Your_enigmatic_escape]

She got arrested for skateboarding the other day in a backwoods town that doesn't even allow dancing.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is a master of claw machines.

 

[kellyt1994]

She got arrested for skateboarding the other day in a backwoods town that doesn't even allow dancing.

He once prosecuted two Marines for a "Code Red".

 

[Cindy027]

Ran off to join the Austin Circus in 2008 but they wouldn't let her join so she started picketing outside the tent and became known as Texas Greta.

 

[EctoJohn]

Paid for a private viewing of The Phantom Menace in Stockholm back in 2015.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Was Margot Robbie's costume consultant for The Wolf of Wall Street

 

[EctoJohn]

Was the original designer for the X-Men character ForgetMeNot.

 

[Cindy027]

Went to NYC to visit Times Square but on exiting the airport he realised he had left his watch at home and thought he wouldn't be allowed entry so he flew back to Florida.

 

[JayInLondon]

Always cheats on Wordle but never gets it in one to try and avoid suspicion

 

[EctoJohn]

Still believes he can pop open a can of spinach and gain muscles with it Popeye style.

 

[JayInLondon]

Was the third man voted off the second series of Love Island after the infamous jacuzzi incident