~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Justabaldguy70]

Removes his long butt hairs with Nair

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Uses Aveno conditioner. A lot

 

[Sexydrana]

Uses Aveno conditioner. A lot

Did everyone know that @Ratchetman1982 is the 9th wonder of the world? I mean he would’ve been the 8th but that’s the backside of water!

 

[tommyt125]

Drana has earwax candles in her bathroom

 

[EctoJohn]

Once invented a machine to change the channel dial his television well past the common use of televisions with dials.

 

[SimonSex]

Remembers the days when Chock Full o’ Nuts reined supreme in the coffee realm.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has officially ordered every item on the Taco Bell menu since 1995.

 

[SandraMaus]

Is allergic to metal. His sword is made of wood

 

[Pad_Foot]

She has a perfect sense of direction
She’s here on purpose to study us for her research on taking over the whole world

 

[EctoJohn]

Carry around a variety of different colored pens so he can always sign his name in a different color each time.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Carry around a variety of different colored pens so he can always sign his name in a different color each time.

His ecto penis shoots beams like the Ghostbusters guns

 

[UsuallyPresent]

His ecto penis shoots beams like the Ghostbusters guns

The solar flare off that polished cranium can blind. Bring sun glasses.

 

[Sexydrana]

Started a cult just to get more hugs because he’s a hugger and wanted to get paid hugging people

 

[tommyt125]

Joined the cult because she thought there would be naked hugging by the bonfire in the meadow

 

[Sexydrana]

Joined the cult because she thought there would be naked hugging by the bonfire in the meadow

(In my defense I read the flier wrong!)
Tried to join the cult but was excommunicated trying to add wet willys in the mix

 

[Cm_gogo]

@Sexydrana is a typical Scorpio who absolutely hates deep intense topics

 

[UsuallyPresent]

@Cm_gogo has a prosthetic smile

 

[Cm_gogo]

@UsuallyPresent is a martial arts expert able to perform a 1800 degree spin kick (spin 5 times in the air)

 

[Sexydrana]

@Cm_gogo has tried to replicate that same spin but instead somehow wound up doing barrel rolls trying to show me

 

[Ratchetman1982]

@Cm_gogo has tried to replicate that same spin but instead somehow wound up doing barrel rolls trying to show me

Once hit a five run home run to win the intergalactic championship, resulting in halting the complete annihilation of Earth

 

[UsuallyPresent]

@Ratchetman1982 ’s CareBearGlare keeps ALL the engines running

 

[Ratchetman1982]

@Ratchetman1982 ’s CareBearGlare keeps ALL the engines running

Dated the entire Hawaiian Tropic Swimsuit Team by accident

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Dated the entire Hawaiian Tropic Swimsuit Team by accident

Turned me off of the scent of roast rotten coconut forevermore.

@Ratchetman1982 can't get it out of his fur, poor muppet!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

@UsuallyPresent rescued seventeen kittens from a burning house. Almost slipped up to the TV reporter afterwards by saying "these weren't the hot pussies I was looking for"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

@UsuallyPresent rescued seventeen kittens from a burning house. Almost slipped up to the TV reporter afterwards by saying "these weren't the hot pussies I was looking for"

Fully-furred, smoky, and bone dry, to say nothing of way too young? Yah, not in my swim lane. I'm not even gonna comment on the claws.

@Ratchetman1982 tuned the last Dodge Charger he worked on so well, it vrooom'd the first dozen notes of Dixie when started.