~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MrPimms]

Knows how to fix every McDonald’s milkshake machine, just refuses to do it

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Watches He-man every day on vhs tapes using a vcr he stole from Goodwill

 

[MrPimms]

Mislabelled the He Man VHS tapes and supplied me with Ice Cream wrestling videos.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Mislabelled the He Man VHS tapes and supplied me with Ice Cream wrestling videos

Secretly prefers Baileys to Pimms but won’t admit to preferring creamy drinks

 

[MrPimms]

Is actually Scottish just hates IrnBru

 

[cheekygirl75]

Is actually Scottish just hates IrnBru

Is actually the best Welsh cuddler, not @Cwtchseeker

 

[MrPimms]

Is actually the best Welsh cuddler, not @Cwtchseeker

Loves to see my dragon tail trick.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is actually the best Welsh cuddler, not @Cwtchseeker

Can’t legally cuddle him anymore, as has squeezed his Pimms too hard

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Loves to see my dragon tail trick.

he sets his tail on fire to impress the ladies

 

[MrPimms]

Can’t legally cuddle him anymore, as has squeezed his Pimms too hard

Has his own ‘Welsh’ version of IrnBru.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Has his own ‘Welsh’ version of IrnBru.

Is allergic to IrnBru, so only drinks Tizer.

 

[MrPimms]

Is allergic to IrnBru, so only drinks Tizer.

Drinks shots of Tizer, Rik Mayall style

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Drinks shots of Tizer, Rik Mayall style

Drinks shots of Tizer off his tail.. it’s his other party trick

 

[MrPimms]

Lacks a prehensile tail, despite buying a fake one from a sex shop

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Lacks a prehensile tail, despite buying a fake one from a sex shop

Is the chief product tester for thumb sized detachable dragon tails

 

[MrPimms]

was the owner of a Welsh chain of sex shops, sorry, bespoke thumb sized dragon tail shops, called Rhumpi Pumpi (best said with that rolling ‘r’ they love in the Rhondda)

 

[EctoJohn]

Once co-owned an erotic themed seafood restaurant called "Cum Sail Away".

 

[SusanHoward]

Gives lessons in topless sailing.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Has seven very small male friends.

 

[snexxer]

Believed the Vatican when they called the rings of Saturn, Jesus's foreskin.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Still hasn't learnt joined up writing.

 

[Cindy027]

Worlds worst pessimist, will not venture outside when cloudy.

 

[EctoJohn]

She once sailed across the Pacific Ocean on an imaginary boat.

 

[dropstop]

He looks the walkthrough on youtube when playing video games and cannot pass some stage

 

[MrPimms]

Has a YouTube channel devoted to obscure flavours of custard.