~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Still uses old fashioned paper maps.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Still uses old fashioned paper maps.

No lie. I keep an Atlas in my car for road trips.

(skip me)

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Still uses old fashioned paper maps.

Picks up poisonous snakes and dares them to bite him

 

[Graybear1826]

Dressed up like a stripper on Let's Make a Deal

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Liked Life cereal more than Mikey.

 

[Graybear1826]

Was the first choice to play Velma Kelly in Chicago.

 

[LeSabreur]

Once told Woody Allen to "get the goddam hell outta here."

 

[EctoJohn]

Practices the little known "ding dong ditch" fencing style.

 

[LeSabreur]

Traces pentagrams in the sand while strolling the beach.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Once threw a duck into an oil slick.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a secret cybernetic implant.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Loves giving conjugal visits to a men's prison.

 

[EctoJohn]

Writes entire fantasy novels about adventures in a magical prison.

 

[LeSabreur]

Once dreamed he was riding a giant bird in flight but awakened with a pillow between his legs.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Their username was the code name for a failed secret honeytrap operation. The op failed when the only honey trapped, was stolen by Winnie the Pooh

 

[SimonSex]

Speaks in the same way Dylan Thomas used to read his poems.

 

[EctoJohn]

Owns the cockpit set piece used by Tom Cruise from the original Top Gun movie.

 

[LeSabreur]

Favorite scenes in Top Gun are between Tom Cruise and Kelly McGillis.

 

[Jodaily]

Sings “oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener” to himself, wishing it was true.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Is making a donation to The Human Fund in the name of everyone on his Christmas list.

 

[SimonSex]

Once thwarted an assassination attempt on Mayor McCheese

 

[Graybear1826]

Twice dated Demi Moore.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a collection of pubic hair from all their exes.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Buys their underwear from yard sales.

 

[Dimented]

Had sex with Bozo the Clown