~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[LeSabreur]

Invented OnlyFans and recently announced a new collab with Elon for nude spaceflight.

 

[EctoJohn]

Once killed a spider because it was "looking at him funny".

 

[LeSabreur]

Once made a video of himself flying a kite in a thunderstorm as an audition reel for Mythbusters.

 

[LaotianLass]

Once caused mayhem because he didn't know "swordfight" means something different in the men's restroom

 

[LeSabreur]

Once caused mayhem because he didn't know "swordfight" means something different in the men's restroom

You are brilliant.

Knows how to tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue.

 

[LaotianLass]

You are brilliant.

Knows how to tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue.

Is still trying to untangle the knot I tied in his stem last night

 

[LeSabreur]

Is still trying to untangle the knot I tied in his stem last night

*Diet Pepsi sprays out LeSabreur's nose!*

 

[LeSabreur]

Is still trying to untangle the knot I tied in his stem last night

Rapier-sharp wit leaves both adversaries and admirers bleeding in her wake.

 

[Graybear1826]

May be the luckiest man alive, knot or no knot!

 

[EctoJohn]

Refuses to drive with headlights on ever.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

smoked the bunny because it was fluffy....

 

[NeonSubtlety]

he speaks fluent mandarin.

he loves it when you reach out in tongue. With tongue? Both.

 

[Lord_Libido]

Is actually a woman but is trying to avoid attention.

 

[Bigbutathletic]

Not a lord more like a jester

 

[Lord_Libido]

Ass is as flat as a pancacke.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

ego is officially an eggo waffle...

 

[LeSabreur]

Often converts to her native tongue when excited: Pig Latin.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has lived for 563 years to date.

 

[LeSabreur]

Ejaculated in the middle of his last sword fight.

 

[NudieUser]

Ejaculated in the middle of his last sword fight.

Lost his last sword fight because of his “small sword”

 

[EctoJohn]

Stole socks from a grocery store.

 

[Lord_Libido]

Lives with an irrational fear that an invisible duck lives on his head.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Is the invisible duck on @LeSabreur's head

 

[LeSabreur]

Is the invisible duck on @LeSabreur's head

Is saving money to retire in a clothing-optional over 55 community.

 

[Lord_Libido]

Is really named Don McBane. And he's under arrest for butt fucking the cops on New Year's Eve