~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Has more hair than Sasquatch

 

[Stephie02]

Last name is SanDiego

(I'm sorry, just don't know you well enough yet)

 

[ShaneoD]

She just pretends to have a girlfriend to avoid an inbox full of dick pics

 

[EctoJohn]

Once wrote a romance novel about a chihuahua and a whale.

 

[NudieUser]

Has a penis the same size as a chihuahua’s

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Once got banned from a nudist colony for wearing clothes.

 

[Himileage]

Joined Great Britain's Ministry of Silly Walks right out of college

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Rejected my application to the Ministry for Silly Walks due to being American and not Silly enough.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Put fake references on his application.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Put fake references on his application.

Was caught stealing pez dispensers from kids

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was caught stealing pez dispensers from kids

Was caught making pez dispensers from bodies from the morgue.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Was cited for false advertisement since they were not, in fact, always dancing.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was cited for false advertisement since they were not, in fact, always dancing.

I convinced a jury of my peers that waggling my toes in my shoes counts as dancing

@Wandering_Sen is a closet bird watcher. But there’s never any birds in closets so …

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I convinced a jury of my peers that waggling my toes in my shoes counts as dancing

@Wandering_Sen is a closet bird watcher. But there’s never any birds in closets so …

Was drugged, lost his mind, and then danced the ho-down singing show tunes for hours!

Hi AD!

 

[SimoneLisbon]

hangs out with little people to feel taller...

 

[NudieUser]

Is a con living out of Lisbon when really they are in London

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Real name is NakedUser

 

[SimoneLisbon]

has a small garden where she tends to fairyfolk

 

[Lord_Libido]

Eats plastic bags as a source of fiber

 

[EctoJohn]

In really into something called "erotic backgammon". Your guess is as good as mine.

 

[Bigbutathletic]

Puts mayo on their spaghetti

 

[SimoneLisbon]

picks his nose in public...

 

[LaotianLass]

Came out of the closet as a Lisbian

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Funny, it's my last name...

wishes the whole world would listen to you...

 

[LaotianLass]

Funny, it's my last name...

wishes the whole world would listen to you...

(Sorry, was just playing with words)

Invented the game Simone Says