Post Office (14)

[Steadfast421]

gluts

Lusty

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Lusty

style

 

[latecomer91364]

style

Yelps

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yelps

preys

 

[Steadfast421]

preys

Syrup

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Syrup

pussy

 

[Comentarista82]

pussy

I'll throw you a bone, Tio

How about when a guy posts a picture of his Maine Coon cat and captions it with "What do you think of my pussy?" --Well, given the soupy weather, I can't see through your window from 1/4 mile away!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'll throw you a bone, Tio

How about when a guy posts a picture of his Maine Coon cat and captions it with "What do you think of my pussy?" --Well, given the soupy weather, I can't see through your window from 1/4 mile away!

I suspect he pouts over your lack of x-ray vision.

 

[Comentarista82]

I suspect he pouts over your lack of x-ray vision.

The fact the person pouts over such a physical impossibility means he's upset for nothing.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The fact the person pouts over such a physical impossibility means he's upset for nothing.

But he may feel it was just said out of spite.

 

[Comentarista82]

But he may feel it was just said out of spite.

Interesting. How can he feel spite just because I don't have x-ray vision to witness him scarfing down 2 dozen Tim Horton doughnuts in less than 10 minutes? Maybe sending him some fresh-baked pitas will assuage him!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

As far as I know him, I'd expect him to prefer tapas and be willing to scarf them down unobserved.

 

[Comentarista82]

As far as I know him, I'd expect him to prefer tapas and be willing to scarf them down unobserved.

Ah...but would he need an atlas to see where the tapas known as pan tumaca comes from?

p.d. I think Tim would take it personally someone didn't buy 2 dozen of his doughnuts.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Tim's head office is in Brazil now, I believe, and his insistence on a priority for drive-through customers has him on the slate for a personal boycott.

 

[Steadfast421]

Tim's head office is in Brazil now, I believe, and his insistence on a priority for drive-through customers has him on the slate for a personal boycott.

A boycott would blast his business to bits.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A boycott would blast his business to bits.

That might well be the least of his concerns.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

That might well be the least of his concerns.

Let's relax and have a latte.

 

[latecomer91364]

Let's relax and have a latte.

Title

 

[Comentarista82]

Title

Sounds like Tim won't relax nor have a latte anytime soon, since he tilts his head to one side, trying to wrap his mind around the current conundrum.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds like Tim won't relax nor have a latte anytime soon, since he tilts his head to one side, trying to wrap his mind around the current conundrum.

Particularly with that three-stile mental fence blocking his thoughts.

 

[Comentarista82]

Particularly with that three-stile mental fence blocking his thoughts.

I wonder if he's making any lists to aid himself while he brainstorms possible solutions?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I wonder if he's making any lists to aid himself while he brainstorms possible solutions?

I expect he's still at it, unable to finish the task.

 

[Scarred65]

I expect he's still at it, unable to finish the task.

That's because he got distracted by online shopping. Given that his hobby is part time circus performer, and being disadvantaged by the fact he is a mono-ped, he has a hard time finding a vendor that will supply him with a single stilt

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's because he got distracted by online shopping. Given that his hobby is part time circus performer, and being disadvantaged by the fact he is a mono-ped, he has a hard time finding a vendor that will supply him with a single stilt

And I hear that online shopping has facilitated fingers in the tills.

 

[Scarred65]

And I hear that online shopping has facilitated fingers in the tills.

Easy money for IT workers, many of whom have to finance various addictions, or, like one in particular that I know, pay blackmail to the person that caught them drilling a gloryhole in a stall.