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[Comentarista82]

I suspect it would not be utile to convey one's vice in an etui.

Makes you wonder if several people playing lutes could soothe a person sufficiently to avoid an awful vise.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Makes you wonder if several people playing lutes could soothe a person sufficiently to avoid an awful vise.

Not if the melody attracted several sluts.

 

[Comentarista82]

Not if the melody attracted several sluts.

@Tio_Narratore ROFL!! That's too funny!

If required, one could scare them off with an appropriately-placed Tolus.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

@Tio_Narratore ROFL!! That's too funny!

If required, one could scare them off with an appropriately-placed Tolus.

Or appease them with a cinnamon-sugar coated torus.

 

[Comentarista82]

Or appease them with a cinnamon-sugar coated torus.

That remark put me out of sorts, since now you got me thinking about buñuelos. Dammit Tio...I'm trying to be good!

p.d. Here's how they look:

 

[Tio_Narratore]

They are good, particularly at Navidad o Carnaval, and are as varied as are tarts in the English world.

 

[Comentarista82]

They are good, particularly at Navidad o Carnaval, and are as varied as are tarts in the English world.

Would you by chance possess the stats which demonstrate how varied English tarts are?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Would you by chance possess the stats which demonstrate how varied English tarts are?

Yes, and the variation is significant by any statistical tests you care to make. For example, there's the bimbos, the schoolgirls, the hot wives, the dommes, . . . Oh! Sorry, we were talking about baked goods.

 

[Comentarista82]

Yes, and the variation is significant by any statistical tests you care to make. For example, there's the bimbos, the schoolgirls, the hot wives, the dommes, . . . Oh! Sorry, we were talking about baked goods.

It's clear Tio sates both sides of possible aisles when composing these sentences.

p.d. I KNEW you'd do that! A whipped cream pie is headed your way, Tio!!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's clear Tio sates both sides of possible aisles when composing these sentences.

p.d. I KNEW you'd do that! A whipped cream pie is headed your way, Tio!!

Aha! Your threat is but a minor tease for a writer who's faced many a schlagentorte!

 

[Comentarista82]

Aha! Your threat is but a minor tease for a writer who's faced many a schlagentorte!

Hmm...may be a more unexpected surprise that causes rapid, onset egest!

 

[latecomer91364]

egest

Ester

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ester

tense

 

[latecomer91364]

tense

Tenet

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Tenet

stent

 

[Comentarista82]

stent

Tio: you wouldn't need the surgeon to insert a stent had you not eaten that 1000 boxes of Cracker Jacks in church, having that scent on your breath!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Tio: you wouldn't need the surgeon to insert a stent had you not eaten that 1000 boxes of Cracker Jacks in church, having that scent on your breath!

I'm afraid I pay scant attention to your admonition, Comentarista.

 

[Comentarista82]

I'm afraid I pay scant attention to your admonition, Comentarista.

That's ok Tio...despite said antic, it's obvious how much you love your Cracker Jacks!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's ok Tio...despite said antic, it's obvious how much you love your Cracker Jacks!

Are you suggesting that I am hopelessly addicted and need the intervention of Saint Jude for relief?

 

[Comentarista82]

Are you suggesting that I am hopelessly addicted and need the intervention of Saint Jude for relief?

No need for such a drastic stint to resolve that...but did you know that taking one shot of quality tequila at night can reduce sugar cravings?

 

[latecomer91364]

No need for such a drastic stint to resolve that...but did you know that taking one shot of quality tequila at night can reduce sugar cravings?

Stunt

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Stunt

tunas

 

[Comentarista82]

tunas

You started slapping people with tunas again, Tio? Be careful someone doesn't try flagellating you with an ankus.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Your attempt at a threat, flatly, stank!

 

[Steadfast421]

You're attempt at a threat, flatly, stank!

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