Posting Sluts R Us

[sirhugs]

it was more of a snuggly comforter
puffy blanket, our pleasures being a-trumpeter

brass and wind instruments are so symbolic
of things we do with our mouths as we frolic

 

[tigerjen]

brass and wind instruments are so symbolic
of things we do with our mouths as we frolic

my sweetie plays with the keys of my "piano"
whilst I blow his glorious "horn" making him go "OOOOOO'

 

[sirhugs]

I posted another Holiday tale
just so I don't get stale
a story of lust for another
a gent of a caramel colour

 

[tigerjen]

I posted another Holiday tale
just so I don't get stale
a story of lust for another
a gent of a caramel colour

thank you for spreading the word
about your new story, fresh as a cheese curd

 

[sirhugs]

thank you for spreading the word
about your new story, fresh as a cheese curd

hope it was a tasty treat
it isn't scoring so neat
but it was a stretch
so no matter what votes it might fetch
it was a good exercise
to make my brain a bigger size
and perhaps other organs as well
who knows might swell

 

[tigerjen]

hope it was a tasty treat
it isn't scoring so neat
but it was a stretch
so no matter what votes it might fetch
it was a good exercise
to make my brain a bigger size
and perhaps other organs as well
who knows might swell

you're very talented when it comes to the written word
anyone who doesn't think so is quite absurd

 

[sirhugs]

you're very talented when it comes to the written word
anyone who doesn't think so is quite absurd

absurd is the word
not like the Python crew
funny I don't do

 

[tigerjen]

absurd is the word
not like the Python crew
funny I don't do

hope you're doing well
I sound much better like a bell
was sick since Friday
felt like hell to pay

 

[sirhugs]

hope you're doing well
I sound much better like a bell
was sick since Friday
felt like hell to pay

arte you feeling better my pet?
if you aren't better yet
you best seek help
while you can still yelp

 

[tigerjen]

arte you feeling better my pet?
if you aren't better yet
you best seek help
while you can still yelp

doing much better thankfully
but still got a bit of sniffles, truthfully

 

[sirhugs]

doing much better thankfully
but still got a bit of sniffles, truthfully

hope it clears up quick
so you can lick your bf's stick

 

[tigerjen]

hope it clears up quick
so you can lick your bf's stick

It's been quite a while since that's been done
my sweetie is definitely my number one

 

[sirhugs]

It's been quite a while since that's been done
my sweetie is definitely my number one

Happy St. Lucy's Day I hope you had
she's saint for the blind, but I'm glad
because her day is the start of winter in olden days
and that means better days, brighter ways

 

[tigerjen]

Happy St. Lucy's Day I hope you had
she's saint for the blind, but I'm glad
because her day is the start of winter in olden days
and that means better days, brighter ways

Winter officially starts one week from today
then the days become longer, in a lighter way

 

[sirhugs]

Winter officially starts one week from today
then the days become longer, in a lighter way

likely a whiter way
but still a longer day

 

[sirhugs]

longer wait
for a date
playing with my sluttish self
like a horny lil old elf

 

[tigerjen]

likely a whiter way
but still a longer day

hoping for no snow christmas day
as that's when we're driving up to see my sis n' brother in law, hooray!

 

[tigerjen]

longer wait
for a date
playing with my sluttish self
like a horny lil old elf

hope you get some nice gifts this year
perhaps maybe a sexy stuffed bear

 

[sirhugs]

hope you get some nice gifts this year
perhaps maybe a sexy stuffed bear

as long as I get to do the stuffing
the huffing, the sensual puffing

 

[tigerjen]

as long as I get to do the stuffing
the huffing, the sensual puffing

hoping that Dec. 21 is not the end
of the world as we know it, round the bend
still have much to get done
including baking some cinny buns

 

[sirhugs]

hoping that Dec. 21 is not the end
of the world as we know it, round the bend
still have much to get done
including baking some cinny buns

your buns are the sweetest ever
and they match your mind so clever

 

[tigerjen]

your buns are the sweetest ever
and they match your mind so clever

Oh I know they are
whilst driving a car

 

[sirhugs]

Oh I know they are
whilst driving a car

welcome to winter official today
thankfully did not die the Mayan way

 

[tigerjen]

welcome to winter official today
thankfully did not die the Mayan way

The day ain't over yet
But I'm willing to take a bet
That the world will still be here, whether dry or wet

 

[sirhugs]

The day ain't over yet
But I'm willing to take a bet
That the world will still be here, whether dry or wet

and days get longer now
dawn makes me go "wow"