Posting Sluts R Us

[sirhugs]

Either way, too much of one and not enough of the other, and I start to lose my grip on sanity. Too much of one and I start focusing obsessively on the other. Its all about balance.

I'm moving 10 minutes farther away from my fuckbuddy and 10 minutes closer to the junkyard, so I should mellow out a little, soon.

I'd settle for a fb within 10 miles.....

 

[sirhugs]

12 inches in the workshop could be handy...
in the bedroom...ummmm ouch

might also be too much on the couch

 

[AME]

might also be too much on the couch

hmmm and how well does it sit in the pants?

 

[sirhugs]

hmmm and how well does it sit in the pants?

ask chrome- I've always found 81/2 enough myself

 

[AME]

ask chrome- I've always found 81/2 enough myself

well then...how does 12inches sit in the pants chrome?

 

[sirhugs]

well then...how does 12inches sit in the pants chrome?

bet ya need the heavy duty "tool" belt for that one.

 

[AME]

bet ya need the heavy duty "tool" belt for that one.

i think 12 inches needs some help from an electric plane...
hmmm 3 or 4 inches shaved off should do the trick

 

[sirhugs]

i think 12 inches needs some help from an electric plane...
hmmm 3 or 4 inches shaved off should do the trick

so, back to the 81/2 I started with

 

[Minnie(virgin)]

Cutting it down.

Using electric plain would really be torture. I think using rotary saw would be better as it would be numb till he got sewed back on in hospital .

 

[AME]

8 1/2 is perfect i think...

ohh minn ....id use some local aneasthetic first...sheesh
woulcnt want anyone to bleed to death...lol

 

[Minnie(virgin)]

8 1/2 is perfect i think...

ohh minn ....id use some local aneasthetic first...sheesh
woulcnt want anyone to bleed to death...lol

I didn't think you were that cruel AME. As far as 8 1/2" I 'll pass on that for the first time. Try 5" thumb size ,well greased .

 

[AME]

I didn't think you were that cruel AME. As far as 8 1/2" I 'll pass on that for the first time. Try 5" thumb size ,well greased .

well you know me Minn...i do cruel well.

Annoucement..

taking a break for a while...have fun while im gone

 

[chromefreak]

well then...how does 12inches sit in the pants chrome?

About 7 inches out of my back pocket, that's how. And that's the only time I've ever had 12 inches sitting in my pants.

The Crescent Wrench on my keychain is 4 inches long. It's cute. Opens to 9/16. Comes in handy almost as much as a bottle opener would.

 

[chromefreak]

i think 12 inches needs some help from an electric plane...
hmmm 3 or 4 inches shaved off should do the trick

Yipe!

I'd rather it get stuck in a cattle milking machine...again...Whoops, Did I say that out loud?

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Cutting it down.

Using electric plain would really be torture. I think using rotary saw would be better as it would be numb till he got sewed back on in hospital .

so lets just use what we have available?

 

[sirhugs]

8 1/2 is perfect i think...

ohh minn ....id use some local aneasthetic first...sheesh
woulcnt want anyone to bleed to death...lol

perfect? thanks

lidocaine is soo cool. I slipped recently, scraped up my arm. 20 minutes after application, the blood was all over the kitchen as my wife cleaned the wound- I never felt a thing.

I'm surprised women haven't insisted all men under 25 apply it before sex, to delay male orgasm.

 

[sirhugs]

I didn't think you were that cruel AME. As far as 8 1/2" I 'll pass on that for the first time. Try 5" thumb size ,well greased .

well, different stokes for different folks

 

[sirhugs]

well you know me Minn...i do cruel well.

Annoucement..

taking a break for a while...have fun while im gone

don't be gone too long- I wouldn't wanna have to swm over to find you

 

[sirhugs]

Yipe!

I'd rather it get stuck in a cattle milking machine...again...Whoops, Did I say that out loud?

lol

that made me think of how they collect bull semen. wounder if gay guys are better at it? or we chronic masturbators?

 

[tigerjen]

this little slut is now raising a glass of Chianti in salute
not only to the beginning of the weekend, but more in
honor of opening nite tonite of "Red Dragon".....



tigerjen

 

[sirhugs]

this little slut is now raising a glass of Chianti in salute
not only to the beginning of the weekend, but more in
honor of opening nite tonite of "Red Dragon".....



tigerjen

what, no matinees near you?

 

[tigerjen]

what, no matinees near you?

Oh yeah there are matinees.........I just prefer to go
to a very late afternoon show or evening show for
this one.........


tigerjen

 

[chromefreak]

Oh yeah there are matinees.........I just prefer to go
to a very late afternoon show or evening show for
this one.........


tigerjen

I've always found movies are more enjoyable to walk out of if its dark out when the film is over.

Something about walking out of a dark theatre into sunlight just doesn't appeal to me, even if it is cheaper.

I wonder why?

 

[tigerjen]

I've always found movies are more enjoyable to walk
out of if its dark out when the film is over.

Something about walking out of a dark theatre into
sunlight just doesn't appeal to me, even if it is cheaper.

I wonder why?

Not to worry.......if I went to let's say....5:30pm movie....
it will dark by the time I get out .............due to daylight
time getting shorter now.......


tigerjen

 

[sirhugs]

Oh yeah there are matinees.........I just prefer to go
to a very late afternoon show or evening show for
this one.........


tigerjen

I'dda thunk the anticipation is just eating you alive