Puns

[FranklyFrank]

 

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[investor2020]

I don't know which to laugh at harder. . . the pun or the photo.

 

[CMK89]

If a female deer has a set of testicles, what would we call their testies?




Doe-nuts

 

[investor2020]

Everyone was born with a photographic memory. Some of us just happen to be lacking the film.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

As long as Ice-T is involved

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

 

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[SirConradPeckereye]

I'll quit lilly padding around and get out before I get toad again

 

[investor2020]

I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.

 

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[SirConradPeckereye]

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station. The mechanic looks up and says “Looks like you blew a seal.”

“No no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.”

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Doctor: I'm sorry, but we had to remove your colon.

Me Why?

What am I missing??

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

What am I missing??

The colon?

 

[investor2020]