Puns

[English_guy_bkk]

I prefer to take things slow and let the pressure build at a steady pace.

I'll download Barry White then slowly open the yeast packet

 

[CutieJo]

I'll download Barry White then slowly open the yeast packet

Ha! Excellent artist choice. Much better than Kenny G or a reading of The Odyssey, brought to you by Audible.

 

[Sea_Panda]

Ha! Excellent artist choice. Much better than Kenny G or a reading of The Odyssey, brought to you by Audible.

I don't know... did you really knead it?

 

[CutieJo]

I don't know... did you really knead it?

If you want to develop our gluten structure, then yes. You better work it.

 

[Sea_Panda]

If you want to develop our gluten structure, then yes. You better work it.

Well, I am a gluten for punishment.

 

[CutieJo]

Well, I am a gluten for punishment.

Well, thank goodness I don't have wheat allergies.

 

[Sea_Panda]

Well, thank goodness I don't have wheat allergies.

That's because you are well bread.

 

[investor2020]

 

[English_guy_bkk]

If you want to develop our gluten structure, then yes. You better work it.

So there's a special technique involved I Imagine. Care to demonstrate? Any volunteers from the quickly gathering crowd

 

[CutieJo]

So there's a special technique involved I Imagine. Care to demonstrate? Any volunteers from the quickly gathering crowd

Lately, I've been using a Kitchen Aid mixer with a dough hook.
Step 1: Make sure the the Kitchen Aid is in the off position before plugging it into a grounded outlet.
Step 2: Put ingredients into the bowl and attach the bowl. Then attach the dough hook.
Step 3: Turn on the Kitchen Aid and start in the 2 position, which simulates kneading.
Step 4: After ingredients are fully incorporated, increase speed of mixer to about 4. Mix on med-high until dough appears smooth or releases from the hook easily.
Step 5: Check the dough for extensibility and elasticity. The window pane method is great for checking if your gluten structure is sound.

 

[CutieJo]

So there's a special technique involved I Imagine. Care to demonstrate? Any volunteers from the quickly gathering crowd

Mainly, hard work and determination. Nothing special.

 

[investor2020]

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins - if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

 

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[FranklyFrank]

 

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[SirConradPeckereye]

 

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