Questions I Have For God

[TN_Vixen]

#2
Why give the serpent the bad rap?

 

[God the Father]

What is the meaning of life?

You want a meaning? With everything else I gave you?

 

[God the Father]

Why does my Dick hang to the left, instead of the right?

Just to make you think something was wrong. Its entertaining wathing you try to get it to hang the other way.

 

[God the Father]

God's a virgin?!

...Forgive me lord...

No I am not, I did Mary.

 

[God the Father]

That god the father guy is a fake. He's not really god, ya know.. If he was really omnipotent he wouldn't need the "the father" part, he'd be able to take the name God from me. But he can't. And if he was omniscient he would've known the name God was taken before he tried to register it. But he didn't. And if he was omnipresent he would've been around to register it before I did. But he wasn't.

That ain't no God. Only I can be the one True God.

Faker.

 

[God the Father]

Re: Will the real God please stand up.

And tell me the truth to my question!!!

No, the moon is not made of cheese.

 

[Angel]

As I gave Paul a thorn in his side, so to did I give you your hair. Though if you will give a demonstration of your Faith and shave your head bald I will see what I can do.

I will fail in your test of faith for my head and my eyebrows are the only hair that I refuse to remove from my body. Everything else gets shaved bald.

 

[Stormystarr]

God The Father?

You just spelled watching wrong

 

[GOD]

Tsk, tsk, tsk, God the father....

Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

 

[God the Father]

ok, #1
Did you REALLY think humans could be monogomous? And, what's the point?

Yes, and I figured the food would last longer cause you wouldn't be poping out so many babies if you stayed with one partner.

 

[Stormystarr]

oh, oh, I have another question...

Which one of you is really Satan?

 

[GOD]

Re: God The Father?

You just spelled watching wrong

Not much of a God, is he? So much for being infallible...

Face it people, your one TRUE God will not allow you to question His purpose. Your questions are futile and will go unanswered for all eternity. Only I in my infinite wisdom can know the real TRUTH.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[R Nitelight]

Yeah, and why don't you do something about the designated hitter rule?

 

[Stormystarr]

We have a winner!!!
God the Father has left, so the true GOD is here with us still. I guess my satan question got to him huh?

 

[TN_Vixen]

#3
Why don't men have their dicks on their chest like women's breasts so that women get the chance to stare at their rising dick as we talk to them instead of actually appearing as if we are listening to their conversation?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[R Nitelight]

Prince William?

 

[TN_Vixen]

CB, damn you... stole my next question. bitch. laughing

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Angel]

Why can't I have Prince William, Joseph Fiennes, R Nitelight, Heath Ledger, Denzel Washington and the guy who played Wolvering in my own private harem?

I don't know, but you forgot Omar Epps. Can't forget him. Oh and Ray Liotta (Or at least those sexy eyes)

 

[TN_Vixen]

#4

Why make the Hemp plant unless you want us all to get high? Or poppy seed if we weren't to enjoy the effects? Why not just let it not happen in the first place?

 

[Stormystarr]

GOD

I know you're still here, so anwser the damn questions!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

A harem?! Whats the catch?! I'm supposed to be the unick right? Fuck that!

 

[CelestialBody]