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Anaconda man said:
How would you define each state?
AL - Alabama, must be good, they named a drink after it. The Alabama Slamma
AK - The frozen Xanadu. Paradise.
AZ - Dry prickly and hot
AR - A large above ground hole.
CA - Future rock pile and home of Berkeley
CO - Mountainous seclusion
CT - Home of a great skating center
DE - Dover, Delaware Delaware
FL - Future underwater preserve and current hurricane target.
GA - Long drive through, but nice bridges
HI - Tropical paradise
ID - Mountainous ranges and potato production.
IL - Springfield, Illinois Illinois
IN - Indianapolis, Indiana Indiana
IA - Fine rows of corn and wheat. Also home to a lizard.
KS - Cheif.
KY - Strange grass, beautiful rolling hills.
LA - Can you say mosquito? The big easy. And entirely different.
ME - Nature at it’s finest. Hope you are a member of the Daughters of the Revolution.
MD - Chickens and Military training. What a strange combination
MA - Boston, Massachusetts Massachusetts
MI - The keeper of the Great Lakes. A variety of environments, although the mountains aren’t too high. Lots of waterfalls.
MN - Home of one of the friendliest cities I had the pleasure to be in. A great range wilderness.
MS - Farming and the Mississippi. Flat so not much to plow around. Plus have of the McDonald’s sign.
MO - Farming and the Mississippi. Flat so not much to plow around.
MT - Big Sky Country, not much else to look at.
NE - Farming and more farming, keeping us fed.
NV - Destitute waste land with gambling and a peek at a wonderful damn.
NH - Nature setting. Hope you are a member of the Daughters of the Revolution.
NJ - The grudginly suberb of NYC. Hope of some good guys.
NM - A bit dry and hot. Full of wildlife
NY - Such a variety of everything. From wilderness to the big city.
NC - Raleigh, North Carolina North Carolina
ND - Flat, cold, and barren yet habited. Must be great.
OH - the only state with the Death Sentence for speeding.
OK - It joined the U.S. Provider of grains and oil.
OR - Warm Pacific breezes, close enough to the crazies in CA but not be associated with them.
PA -Beautiful mountains and valleys. Home of the City of Brotherly love where the police department bombs apartment buildings.
RI - A suburb community.
SC - A prime target for the occasional hurricane. Easy access to the mountains and the ocean.
SD - Nature’s wonders on the west, high life on the east. Nothing in the middle.
TN - Cultural center of the Midwest with an influx of Country music.
TX - Everybody’s a cowboy, just ask them
UT - A proving ground in which people decided to live. Also an experiments for followers of the Magic Mushroom man, John Smith.
VT - Nature setting. Hope you are a member of the Daughters of the Revolution.
VA - Be careful, there’s a war ship pointing his guns at you. j/k ocean on one side, mountain on the other, what could be better.
WA - Just a needle away from space, not referring to the heroine. Very temperate for a northern state. Warm ocean breezes. And a short trip into Canada for a cigar.
WV - Charleston, West Virginia West Virginia
WI - Total wilderness to big city. And a tourist trap called the Dells. Pick your place and you can be happy there.
WY - Good hunting. From the mountains to the grasslands of the prairie. Has lots covered except for neighbors.

Something like that?

How many did I just offend.?
 
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