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[1sickbastard]

Such limited attention already; what do you think would happen if we posted topless pics in our AVs?

We'd all get to see more boobs!
Anyone else like that idea?

 

[subdued_passion]

We'd all get to see more boobs!
Anyone else like that idea?

Why do you assume that the topless pics would be frontals?

 

[1sickbastard]

Why do you assume that the topless pics would be frontals?

Why wouldn't I?

Are you implying your back looks like your front?

 

[Indienne]

Why wouldn't I?

Are you implying your back looks like your front?

Cleavage is cleavage, whether it's in the front or the back. Am I right?

 

[1sickbastard]

Cleavage is cleavage, whether it's in the front or the back. Am I right?

Would you care to tell us more about this particular kink of yours?

 

[TomBoner]

Would that cause a riot?

YAYYYYYY!!!! Let's all riot! And then when we're exhausted we can just cuddle and fornicate!

Cleavage is cleavage, whether it's in the front or the back. Am I right?

No Indi! Cleavage is not cleavage! Back cleavage is disgusting isn't it?

Morning everybody!

 

[Indienne]

Would you care to tell us more about this particular kink of yours?

Kink? Don't you know it's called a crack and not a kink?

YAYYYYYY!!!! Let's all riot! And then when we're exhausted we can just cuddle and fornicate!





No Indi! Cleavage is not cleavage! Back cleavage is disgusting isn't it?

Morning everybody!

So you think a woman's bum is disgusting? Hmph!

Morning, Tom.

 

[TomBoner]

Kink? Don't you know it's called a crack and not a kink?

So you think a woman's bum is disgusting? Hmph!

Morning, Tom.

Do you realize that you're the first person to refer to a bum crack as cleavage?

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Ever?

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In all of mankinds history ... or womankinds history too!

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But hey ... if you wanna show me your bum cleavage, doncha know I'd call it whatever you'd like me to?

 

[Indienne]

Do you realize that you're the first person to refer to a bum crack as cleavage?

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Ever?

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In all of mankinds history ... or womankinds history too!

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But hey ... if you wanna show me your bum cleavage, doncha know I'd call it whatever you'd like me to?

It looks like cleavage, doesn't it?

 

[TomBoner]

It looks like cleavage, doesn't it?

If my wee-wee looked like a banana would you try to peel it?

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It doesn't, by the way. It looks more like a wee-wee!

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A very very VERY good looking wee-wee!

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Course I say that only with the utmost humility! Did it cum across as humble?

 

[Indienne]

If my wee-wee looked like a banana would you try to peel it?

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It doesn't, by the way. It looks more like a wee-wee!

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A very very VERY good looking wee-wee!

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Course I say that only with the utmost humility! Did it cum across as humble?

Humble wee-wee. Now those are two words I never thought would be used together, ever.

Humble Wee-Wee sounds like a character from a children's story though, doesn't it?

 

[TomBoner]

Humble wee-wee. Now those are two words I never thought would be used together, ever.

Humble Wee-Wee sounds like a character from a children's story though, doesn't it?

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Now you've left me totally conflicted. I don't know if that's the most perverted thing I've ever seen you type ... or the most stunningly brilliant!

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OK ... let's go with stunningly brilliant. Would it be ok if I started calling my penis "Humble Wee-wee" instead of "Mathew"?

 

[Indienne]

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?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Now you've left me totally conflicted. I don't know if that's the most perverted thing I've ever seen you type ... or the most stunningly brilliant!

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OK ... let's go with stunningly brilliant. Would it be ok if I started calling my penis "Humble Wee-wee" instead of "Mathew"?

Stunningly brilliant perversion is one my specialities.

Mathew? What kind of a name is that? Humble Wee-Wee sounds so much cooler, doesn't it?

 

[TomBoner]

Stunningly brilliant perversion is one my specialities.

Mathew? What kind of a name is that? Humble Wee-Wee sounds so much cooler, doesn't it?

Wellllll ... when the good lord was handing out wee-wee names it seems like all the good ones were taken. Pete ... Peter ... Francis ... Loopy ... Dreamy ... Studly ... Drooler ... Winker ... Fathead ... Mammoth ... ... ... so mine got stuck with Mathew. But she told me if I ever found a good one I could exchange it at no cost. So thanks to you, the good lords gonna let me change my wee-wee's name from Mathew to Humble Wee-Wee.

Isn't life just amazing?

 

[Indienne]

Wellllll ... when the good lord was handing out wee-wee names it seems like all the good ones were taken. Pete ... Peter ... Francis ... Loopy ... Dreamy ... Studly ... Drooler ... Winker ... Fathead ... Mammoth ... ... ... so mine got stuck with Mathew. But she told me if I ever found a good one I could exchange it at no cost. So thanks to you, the good lords gonna let me change my wee-wee's name from Mathew to Humble Wee-Wee.

Isn't life just amazing?

Except that she didn't realise that the name is misleading. Your wee-wee is anything but humble, am I right?

 

[TomBoner]

Except that she didn't realise that the name is misleading. Your wee-wee is anything but humble, am I right?

You obviously haven't seen my wee-wee when it's totally flaccid and I'm telling it to get itself up! I mean ... admittedly ... it doesn't happen often ... but the damned lil' bucko can be pretty humble looking in those moments.

OK ... so I agree. Humble wee-wee probably isn't a good general purpose name for it. But there's gotta be something better than Mathew, doncha think?

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Then again, would you be attracted to a wee-wee named humble wee-wee?

 

[Indienne]

You obviously haven't seen my wee-wee when it's totally flaccid and I'm telling it to get itself up! I mean ... admittedly ... it doesn't happen often ... but the damned lil' bucko can be pretty humble looking in those moments.

OK ... so I agree. Humble wee-wee probably isn't a good general purpose name for it. But there's gotta be something better than Mathew, doncha think?

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Then again, would you be attracted to a wee-wee named humble wee-wee?

You really love talking about your wee-wee, don't you?

 

[TomBoner]

You really love talking about your wee-wee, don't you?

No ... actually I'm bored with Mathew now. Can we talk about your vagina? Do you have a nick name for her or should I propose one?

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Is proposing to a vagina the same as proposing to a person?

 

[Indienne]

No ... actually I'm bored with Mathew now. Can we talk about your vagina? Do you have a nick name for her or should I propose one?

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Is proposing to a vagina the same as proposing to a person?

Wouldn't that be a proposition and not a proposal?

 

[TomBoner]

Wouldn't that be a proposition and not a proposal?

Are you asking me to proposition you?

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You don't need to ask you know. I'm BEGGING to proposition you, doncha know?

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Oh ... and your vagina too. Wouldn't want to leave her out.

Have we agreed on her nick name yet?

 

[TomBoner]

Gotta run. Have a great weekend indi! K?

 

[Indienne]

Are you asking me to proposition you?

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You don't need to ask you know. I'm BEGGING to proposition you, doncha know?

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Oh ... and your vagina too. Wouldn't want to leave her out.

Have we agreed on her nick name yet?

My body parts don't need to be named, Tomcat. Understood?

 

[Indienne]

Gotta run. Have a great weekend indi! K?

Thanks, Tom. You too.






Anybody here?

 

[1sickbastard]

Thanks, Tom. You too.






Anybody here?

Isn't it weird we continue to use phrases like, "anybody here" in a virtual format (where a body doesn't not exist)?

 

[Indienne]

Isn't it weird we continue to use phrases like, "anybody here" in a virtual format (where a body doesn't not exist)?

Does a body exist even in a non-virtual format? Isn't it true that what we believe to be the existence of something or someone is merely our perception of what that thing or person is?