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Isn't menstrual blood a more interesting topic than dismantling cars?

I would think so, dismantling cars is quite boring compared to female body functions and all the diversities in those functions, their graduations and how they change during our lifetime, isn't it is an endless topic, always interesting anew?
 
Did I pick the wrong time to come into this room?

Wouldn't you? Ever seen a man run away as fast as he could when told it was that time of the month?

Oh Dave!! Isn't your timing perfect? :D:D



Can I admit to having only witnessed it as a third party ( but I laughed like a drain ) ? :D


Do you know that in the old hills of pagan Italy, a woman would put her menstrual blood in a man's espresso to make him fall in love with her?
 
Oh Dave!! Isn't your timing perfect? :D:D



Can I admit to having only witnessed it as a third party ( but I laughed like a drain ) ? :D

Perhaps witnessing it as a third party, you were the only one to be able to laugh like a drain (like that expression BTW)?
 
Do you know that in the old hills of pagan Italy, a woman would put her menstrual blood in a man's espresso to make him fall in love with her?
Italians are sooo sophisticated: can you imagine they had espresso machines back in the pagan times?
 
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No, really?

Yep, put some of your period blood in your man's coffee and make him love you forever. Doesn't that sound great?

Italians are sooo sophisticated: can you imagine they had expresso machines back in the pagan times?

Maybe not espresso but some sort of coffee. And do you know what some women in Victorian England did to make men fall in love with them?
 
Do you know that in the old hills of pagan Italy, a woman would put her menstrual blood in a man's espresso to make him fall in love with her?

Is that what they mean by a way to a mans heart is through his stomach?
Not sure I can have another expresso again :(
 
Yep, put some of your period blood in your man's coffee and make him love you forever. Doesn't that sound great?



Maybe not espresso but some sort of coffee. And do you know what some women in Victorian England did to make men fall in love with them?
No! pray tell? :eek:
 
Is that what they mean by a way to a mans heart is through his stomach?
Not sure I can have another expresso again :(

Aaawww! Not all espressos will have period blood in them, Dave. :rose:

No! pray tell? :eek:

So this book Aunt Epp's Guide to Life, written by some Victorian lady, says that you need to put a few drops of your pee on a handkerchief and wave it in the direction of the man you want to attract, as men are attracted by the vaginal scents of a woman. She also says that if you already have a man in mind, then you need to put a few drops of your fresh pee in his food to attract him. Have you ever tried any of these tricks to attract a man, sticky?
 
Aaawww! Not all espressos will have period blood in them, Dave. :rose:



So this book Aunt Epp's Guide to Life, written by some Victorian lady, says that you need to put a few drops of your pee on a handkerchief and wave it in the direction of the man you want to attract, as men are attracted by the vaginal scents of a woman. She also says that if you already have a man in mind, then you need to put a few drops of your fresh pee in his food to attract him. Have you ever tried any of these tricks to attract a man, sticky?
No but maybe I should try?! Is there an internet equivalent?
 
No I haven't.

I have heard that cinnamon is the natural aphrodisiac for men.

Have you heard what it is for women?


Aaawww! Not all espressos will have period blood in them, Dave. :rose:



So this book Aunt Epp's Guide to Life, written by some Victorian lady, says that you need to put a few drops of your pee on a handkerchief and wave it in the direction of the man you want to attract, as men are attracted by the vaginal scents of a woman. She also says that if you already have a man in mind, then you need to put a few drops of your fresh pee in his food to attract him. Have you ever tried any of these tricks to attract a man, sticky?
 
Aaawww! Not all espressos will have period blood in them, Dave. :rose:



So this book Aunt Epp's Guide to Life, written by some Victorian lady, says that you need to put a few drops of your pee on a handkerchief and wave it in the direction of the man you want to attract, as men are attracted by the vaginal scents of a woman. She also says that if you already have a man in mind, then you need to put a few drops of your fresh pee in his food to attract him. Have you ever tried any of these tricks to attract a man, sticky?

In a sense this even make sense, when you think about pheromones and such?
 
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