lovetopleasewomen
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Given Tom's last post doesn't the thread deserve to be buried for a while?
Yea it is a radically different take on things isn't it?
I'm hungry. Does that count?
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Yea it is a radically different take on things isn't it?
I'm hungry. Does that count?
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Did anyone bring sandwiches or shall we eat out?
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Do you think only of edible sandwiches ?
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Does going every Sunday and having naughty thoughts during the sermon count?
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Now ... that's my sorta girl. I bet god would have made you toothless if he knew what a good person you were gonna end up being. Ya think?
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her upstairs has made plenty mistakes already -do you really want to wish more on women?Now ... that's my sorta girl. I bet god would have made you toothless if he knew what a good person you were gonna end up being. Ya think?
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her upstairs has made plenty mistakes already -do you really want to wish more on women?
Isn't putting a gender on a deity a futile endeavor?
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her upstairs has made plenty mistakes already -do you really want to wish more on women?
Lit is not a place for harsh words
Can you rewrite that with horny words ?
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her upstairs has made plenty mistakes already -do you really want to wish more on women?
Don't you give me a friggin'
face girly girl! You may be jealous that the girl upstairs made you have teeth when you were born, but that's no damned reason to be at me! Just cover your damned teeth when you're giving blowjobs and everything will work out just fine. ...
Oh ... and swallow deep during the ejaculation.
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And hope he doesn't ejiluate at the same time.
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If he does, it's ok to spit. But only if he ejiluates!
Are we in agreement?
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Do you have an oral fixation...?Don't you give me a friggin'
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Oh ... and swallow deep during the ejaculation.
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And hope he doesn't ejiluate at the same time.
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If he does, it's ok to spit. But only if he ejiluates!
Are we in agreement?
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Do you think the great goddess really cares?
This thread needs more horny words, doesn't it?
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Tom do you believe in what you say ?
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What kind of question is that?
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Actually, I believe that if god indeed created Adam and Eve as the first human beings ever then it's just as likely that he created Eve toothless to give better blow jobs to Adam.
Did that answer your question?
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What kind of question is that?
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Actually, I believe that if god indeed created Adam and Eve as the first human beings ever then it's just as likely that he created Eve toothless to give better blow jobs to Adam.
Did that answer your question?
You are right
Do you realize that if that was not the case Eve would not have given Adam the apple to bite ?
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Never thought of it that way.
If infinity is a number that goes on and on, is there such a thing as 2 infinity or more?
If infinity is a number that goes on and on, is there such a thing as 2 infinity or more?
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Isn't it, To Infinity.. And Beyond?
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but what's beyond infinity?
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A massive ejaculation, isn't it?
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So let me get this right: She upstairs created Eve initially without teeth so that she could give better blow-jobs right? Then Eve asked Adam "Hey - I got no teeth, could you take a bite out of this and let me suck it some?" Then Adam got the wrong idea, She got mad and blamed women, gave them teeth and periods and told her she could only screw Adam not the donkeys and those beasts that walked upon the land with four legs even if they had cute eyes?
Sounds about right - isn't that the kind of bitchy thing a She diety would wrought upon all ye woman-kind?
Sounds about right - isn't that the kind of bitchy thing a She diety would wrought upon all ye woman-kind?
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You're right Mama - all that shit is very left brain huh?
So... how do you feel about the concept of infinity and diety gender? Could you draw a graph of it and run up some stats to go?
I could give you my stats. Would that be OK?
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Well, we already know you got some looooong lucious legs. What else you got?
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