Quick, Og or Lisa, get yer de-coding books out!!!

[sincerely_helene]

I've got a spider on my keyboard!

He's hovering around the F5 key at the mo. Any ideas?

Lou

Quick! Press F5!

 

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Re: Re: Quick, Og or Lisa, get yer de-coding books out!!!

Quick! Press F5!

God I love you!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Quick, Og or Lisa, get yer de-coding books out!!!

Quick! Press F5!

He moved! HA!

He's now on the Num Lock key, washing his legs. Could be there all night.

 

[Guest]

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God I love you!

You would.

 

[Guest]

Spiderbabe, the movie


umm, not that I've watched it, of course.

LOL!

That's a poor immitation of what mine will be.

 

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He moved! HA!

He's now on the Num Lock key, washing his legs. Could be there all night.

even longer if he decides to shave them.

 

[sincerely_helene]

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He moved! HA!

He's now on the Num Lock key, washing his legs. Could be there all night.

Must I spell everything out for you? Press the bloody number lock key!

At least he'll die a clean death.

 

[Guest]

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even longer if he decides to shave them.

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG he's got the shaving foam out, looks like he's gonna go for it.

 

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Must I spell everything out for you? Press the bloody number lock key!

At least he'll die a clean death.

Nope, shan't! Like I said earlier, he's my iccle fwend. I've called him Brian.

 

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PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG he's got the shaving foam out, looks like he's gonna go for it.

He must have a hot date under the shift key.

 

[sincerely_helene]

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Nope, shan't! Like I said earlier, he's my iccle fwend. I've called him Brian.

Fine, but don't come crying to me when he breeds on your ctrl,alt, and delete, and you finally decide to do something about it.

 

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He must have a hot date under the shift key.

LOL! Either that or his supper, and he wants to get off with it first. Perhaps he a necrophiliac.

 

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Fine, but don't come crying to me when he breeds on your ctrl,alt, and delete, and you finally decide to do something about it.

I don't bloody care!!!!! He can move his great aunt Mildred in for all I care.

I LOVE SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They understand me.

 

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LOL! Either that or his supper, and he wants to get off with it first. Perhaps he a necrophiliac.

Sorry babe, but his name is Brian, he's shaving his legs....yes, he's gay...he's going to redecorate your desk.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Brian, the super gay, leg shaving, redecorating necropheliac spider.

How do you like your super hero now, huh?

 

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Brian, the super gay, leg shaving, redecorating necropheliac spider.

How do you like your super hero now, huh?

PMSL!!!!!

 

[Guest]

ROFPMSL!!!!

Can't breathe...

Need oxy....................................................................................

 

[sincerely_helene]

He could have his own reality series by day... Queer Eye for the Spider Guy.

Perhaps we should move this thread over to the illustrators one...

 

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He could have his own reality series by day... Queer Eye for the Spider Guy.

Perhaps we should move this thread over to the illustrators one...

STOP!!!!! I'm picturing him saying..."and you plop a pillow, there and there and there and there."

 

[sincerely_helene]

STOP!!!!! I'm picturing him saying..."and you plop a pillow, there and there and there and there."

Hee hee... and each pillow would be placed on Lou's most common used keys.

 

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Hee hee... and each pillow would be placed on Lou's most common used keys.

He could do a talk show too........."Tonight at Lou's place we have a hot topic...Praying Mantis...religious freak or just misunderstood and we'll see a clip of my day with a dung beetle."

 

[Guest]

I'll leave you two to your sick fantasies and bid you ta-ta.

The drink's kicked in and that Lewd bloke made me horny, so I gotta go and, um, yannow.

Nighty night!

 

[sincerely_helene]

I'll leave you two to your sick fantasies and bid you ta-ta.

The drink's kicked in and that Lewd bloke made me horny, so I gotta go and, um, yannow.

Nighty night!

Riiiight... Bets on how long she sits there watching her keyboard with a magnifying glass before she does that?

 

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Riiiight... Bets on how long she sits there watching her keyboard with a magnifying glass before she does that?

Where do you think she gets her story Ideas from?

 

[Guest]

I love coming in on two pages of a silly thread that makes me larf and larf. P.

(Someone kill the fucking thing while Lou's away.)