Quotes, Sayings, Whatever...

"After a while, you just can't cry anymore. You just have to believe that what happens is what's supposed to happen, and well, you can't change that, even if you tried. So just dry the tears, and hope that tomorrow will be a better day."
 
"Time goes by so fast; people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you." - Cheers
 
"Accept everything about yourself, I mean everything. You are you and that is the beginning and the end, no apologizes, no regrets." - Clark Moustakas
 
"My husband and I are divorcing because of religious differences. I'm Baptist, and he's an Asshole."

~Borrowed from a comedienne whilst I was going through my divorce in 2005
 
"Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it is the only one you have.”
Emile Chartier quotes
 
"They are taking away our decoder rings. God damnit! And mine glows in the dark, too." :D
 
"What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody to that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction."
 
"When you are in love, an hour apart feels like a lifetime, but together, that same hour feels like a second in Paradise. I want to be in Paradise forever. "
 
my favorite bumper sticker

My favorite bumper sticker goes like this:

"Hate traffic? You are traffic!" It just makes me laugh.
 
"This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this."
Charlie Brown
 
"It's strange to have a creation out there, a deeply mutated version of yourself, running loose and screwing everything up. I wonder if this is how parents feel."
Dexter

"Am I evil? Am I good? I'm done asking those questions; I don't have the answers. Does anyone?"
Dexter
 
Jay Leno
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
 
I admit it, I'm a HUGE fanatic about quotes, sayings, poems, etc. I have a pretty extensive collection....some funny, some sentimental, some that make me think, etc.

I thought it would be cool to have a place where others who are interested in that kind of thing can share them. They don't have to be from anyone famous. In fact, I've noticed a few funny quotes and/or statements that people on Lit. have in their sig. that someone else on Lit. said! Add those to the list if you'd like. I'll go first in my next post.


No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. . . . Never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee."
 
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? ~Stephen Levine
 
"It is much better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you are not"

"Life Gets in the Way sometimes. Accept and move on."

If someone does something to really piss you off, does something that completely confounds and apalls you....."That's Just People".
Meaning...they are who they are and they'll do what they do nomatter what you think. This one helps me a lot with my road rage.
 
Be happy knowing that somewhere on the planet is someone whom you can drive completely insane... just by being who you are :)
 
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: “They couldn’t get a baby sitter.”
 
It'll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy bombers. ~Author unknown, quoted in You Said a Mouthful edited by Ronald D. Fuchs
 
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