Raining Bullets

[Sweetp4u]

Vixen

She had heard the comotion inside but also heard Forte's exclamation. She didnt move merely sat smoking her cigarette.
Jimmy came out, looking like he had been scared shitless, and she bet he had been with Forte yelling out like that.
"A mother? Do you think he ever had one around? I dont know, he confuses me. Sometimes acting macho and others like a lost little boy. So.." She flipped her smoke but to the ground and stepped on it.
She glanced around, wondering why the hell she was out of bed and awake at this ungodly hour of the day. She rubbed her temples a minute then turned to Jimmy.
"I think we are heading to a park or something to find something Forte's father left in there? Hell if i know, he didnt explain to me. Mentioned the park and a tree.. Got a shower somewhere around here Jimmy?"
She heard Forte stumbling around in the warehouse, grumbling a few choice words. She moved forward to shut the door, let him have some privacy a moment.

 

[The_high_king]

Refreshed

I came out of the washroom fully refreshed. My face was washed, and I had to use mouthwash. I'm sure Jimmy wouldn't mind. As I exited the washroom I saw Vixen come along. Sure she looked messy, but she was definitely still very pretty. I pointed toward the washroom, and said, "all yours", and began to walk away.

 

[The GrandMage]

Jimmy 'The-Van's-In-The-WAREHOUSE, Vixen!' Hoffa

He smiled, and laughed at her. He sighed, and took another drag from his cigarette. He glanced around a while, then shrugged. More to himself than anyone else.

"Nope. Don't usually stay here. I have an apartment when I shower and sit around, wondering the why's and how's of life. So far, I've discovered that life sucks and the only person I'veever met in this town that I actually like, besides you and Forte, is a bitch. But then again, that's why I like her. Park sounds fun. Feed the birds, sit on a bench...."



OOC: High King, how'd ya shower? Stand in the toilet and pour water over yourself? This isn't a hotel room bathroom in the warehouse, it's a public restroom for workers when it was used for storage before Jimmy bought it. And I know you didn't use Jimmy's toothbrush!

 

[Sweetp4u]

Vixen ( who cares where the van is?! Lets go kill someone!)

"Well I was hoping, I hate being dirty." She glanced around and pulled out another cigarette. Not yet wanting to go in and talk to Forte. She had a feeling he was flirting with her. She was not a nice kinda gal who enjoyed flirting. She was just to damned dominate and liked dominate men. She rolled her eyes, they dont make those anymore anyways. Maybe she should go bi instead. She chuckled, that was funny. She knew jimmy was looking at her strangely so she cleared her thoughts and got serious again.
"Well The park isnt a trip for bird feeding If i gathered the information right. But who knows. Personally I would like a day off to relax. But you know that wont happen. I need to clean my gun too. Hotel, motel near by?" She grabbed her bag in the van and pulled out clean clothes. At least she would have a clean layer on top of all the sweat and blood, she needed to change her bandage too.
"Well enjoy your smoke, I'm going to change and get Forte out here so we can get under way. I want to get to the park and back in time to eat something for breakfast." She paused before she moved away from the van, "And thanks for letting me crash here last night." She walked around the van and glanced around. No private places.
"Hey Forte! I need to change, mind stepping out with Jimmy for a moment while I get ready to go?"

Fuck it. Walking over to the couch, she pulled off her clothes, slipped new ones on. Strapped her gun in her arm holster, and checked out the nick on her arm. it looked well enough. Slipping on her leather jacket she walked over to the ash tray, sqashed out her cig and was ready to go.

 

[The_high_king]

ooc: my reply would be my last post.

 

[The GrandMage]

Jimmy Hoffa

OOC: *throws the script into the air, and the thousands of pages of dreary and useless material piles on the ground as he wanders off* I've had it. One more edit on any post, I swear, I'm going to blow this whole thread into nonexistance.


IC: -whtever the hell this was, I don't care about writing anything here after I've deleted it. Bad day. I've had about it. All i remember is Jimmy's smartass question if Vixen would fuck him-

 

[Sweetp4u]

Vixen

"screw the van, I dont got all day." She smiled as Forte walked back into the room.
"Good morning." She laced up her boots and then the other.
"Fuck Jimmy? You think you have something to offer me huh?" She laughed, shaking her head. Men they never ceased to amaze her. She righted herself, checked for her clips. Where did she put those damned things? Walking over to Jimmy, she moved up real close. Her hand shot out to grip his crotch, but not to hard. She cocked an eye brow and smiled a little.
"Perhaps you do... we'll see.." She let go and walked over to the van, searching in the back for her clips.
"Forte! What Park are we heading to and hurry it up please, I am starving!" She was grumpy before breakfast, she didn't doubt sooner or later one of the two would be wanting to gag her into silence.
"There they are!" She grabbed her clips and popped them into her coat pocket.

 

[The_high_king]

Jimmy Nooo!

ooc: what the?! what are you so pissed off about Grandmage? You were having fun weren't you?

ic: "We're going to Caliber park. I know a nice little cafe there". I dragged the burnt corpse of Jimmy on the van in hope that he will come back to life. Vixen took the driver seat. With that we took off. I was starving also. I also needed a cup of Joe.

 

[Sweetp4u]

Vixen (dontcha just love confusion?)

"Hey I dont drive these things. scary stuff." With that she hopped out of the van and took Jimmy off of the van and put him inside.
"A little carbonated water will fix Jimmy sooner or later.." hehe

Im on pause until this gets straightened out. Off to another location to molest someone..

 

[The GrandMage]

Jimmy 'The-Not-So-Burnt-Corpse-Who's-About-To-Kill-Forte!' Hoffa

OOC: It seems as if everytime I look today I have to go back and edit something. I've had a foul day, and I dislike having to edit. Now don't make me shove semtex down your throat and watch you explode.


IC: Jimmy got in the driver's seat, and just glared at the others. It was his van. Only he fucking drove his fucking van. Screw them.

"Caliber Park. Okay."

He pulled the van around, carefully driving his baby to the old park. Filled with drug dealers and hookers, it was more of twelve dead trees, some dead grass, and a few dead cops.

 

[Sweetp4u]

Vixen

She hopped in the back, letting the guys sit up front. She wasn't needed right now. Using her jacket as a pillow she laid down in the back of the van and dosed in and out of sleep. Let the boys play she will nap for now.



Welcome back Jimmy

 

[The_high_king]

Caliber park

When we got there it was not a pretty site. As a boy, this was my favorite place to play. Now its not much to look at. I woke Vixen up, and said, "hey, Vixen. Wake up. We arrived". We all got out of the van, and looked around. This was a big place filled with more litter than the city dump. This was definitly different then how I remembered it.
The three of us went to the cafe, and I found us a table. At least this was a pleasent place. The sun was barely peaking over the tall buildings. The day glowed with a orange hue. The waitress came to take our orders. Almost at the same time, we all said, "coffee".

 

[Sweetp4u]

Vixen

She called back the waitress, "Make that a glass of milk and scrambled eggs please.." She sat down next to Jimmy and looked across the table at Forte.
"Alright, what are we looking for Forte?"

 

[The GrandMage]

Jimmy

He called the waitress back again. "Just a danish, please." He glanced around, and eased back. Making sure his thermals were comfortable on his eyes, he turned them towards Forte, and drifted to sleep, letting his droning carry him off to sleep....

 

[The_high_king]

Info

"Coffee, milk, bacon, eggs, and toast please". I made myself comfortable, and answered her question, "I'm supposed to climb the tallest tree in the park, and look for a black twig. I'm supposed to twist, and then I'm supposed to find some sort of passage that will lead me to my dads friend". I took a sip of my coffee, and layed back. I noticed Jimmy was asleep, so I didn't wake him. I looked out the window over to the park, and I saw something very disturbing. It was a cult. I could tell by their long, dark robes, and their guns. They each had a red pentagram in the middle of their robes. I could tell that they were going to cause trouble. The cults in this city were known for heavy weapons, such as missile launchers, and flamethrowers.

 

[The GrandMage]

Jimmy 'Cultmaster' Hoffa

OOC: King, we took a survey. You're gonna be killed if this keeps up.


IC:

Jimmy woke up to the sound of chanting, and looked over to see a cult advancing. Grabbing his danish as the waitress returned, he hopped his seat, and ran to the cult. They waved their hands before them, and bowed. Speaking in low tones to them for a minute, Jimmy pointed to the others. Then, the cult left.

He wandered back inside, and sat down. "Todd and his pals are gonna keep the cops and gangs off our tail for a while by hitting a few gangs H.Q.'s."

He ate his danish quickly, and turned to Vixen. "they're looking for a virgin sacrifice. Are you sure you're safe?"

 

[Sweetp4u]

Vixen

She smiled at Jimmy and leaned over near his ear.
"No.. I am not sure if I am safe, How do I find out?"
She sat back, picking up her milk and taking a drink.

 

[The GrandMage]

Jimmy Hoffa

He leaned over to her, amiling. "Well, we could go to a hotel, get a shower, and I could take a look for you. Maybe give you a little help just to be sure...."

 

[Sweetp4u]

Vixen

She set her milk down and leaned forward once more.
"Are you qualifed to check me for safety?"
She sat back, "And dont mention shower, I want one badly enough as it is!"

 

[The GrandMage]

Jimmy

He grinned, and gave her a looked up and down before whispering back to her. "Oh yes, I'm very qualified. The question is: how far are you willing to go for a shower? Hmm? A nice, clean, refreshing shower?"

 

[Sweetp4u]

Vixen

She leaned forward, this time she smirked.
"Dont make me shoot you Jimmy. Its a waste of man power.. And for a shower... depends on who wants what from me."

 

[The_high_king]

Kind of... jealous

I took a breath as the cult left. If they saw me they surely would've killed me. I then glanced back at Jimmy... flirting with Vixen. I gave him a look, he just said, "what?". I simply replied, "nothing". I ate my breakfast, and had another look out the window. I then called to the waitress, "check please". I put my money down, and was the first one to leave the cafe. I stood outside, and tried to look for the tallest tree.

ooc: sorry Grandmage. I could've gotten this cafe blown sky high.

 

[Mistress Jorja]

Bella

OOC: Awww shucks, why’d ya have to go and get rid of the cult? It had possibilities…in a Monty Python-ish type way… smirk

Waking up in a giant heart-shaped bed, alone, was not something I was looking forward to. But I did it anyway, peering out the window, and blinking my bleary eyes at the garish pink neon sign that loudly proclaimed Trendi Motor Lodge.

Dressing quickly and pulling my still-damp hair up into a messy bun, I exited the Bridal Suite – the motel’s only vacant room the night before. When tailing Jimmy had led me on a fruitless chase around the back allies, I decided to stick around – even if it only was to get back at him for making me tear my dress on a pile of rusty sheet metal. I had found the town's hot spot, and if something happened, I wanted to be smack dab in the middle of it. I planned on sinking my claws into Forte's hide before the police even saw him.

Walking through the parking-lot, I again glanced up at the sign, wondering if "Trendi" was the trendy way to spell trendy or if it was someone's name. Not taking any more time to contemplate the mysteries of the misnomer, I strode into the front office, hoping they had a fax machine.

 

[The GrandMage]

Monty Python-esque Cult Raids!

Dashing through the back of the the church, the ten cult members ran, shouting out orders to each other as they hopped the pews of people avidly listening to the precher as they all sang along. "All things dull and ugly, and creatures short and squat, all things rude and nasty, the Lord God made the lot!"

A few cult members got teary eyed hearing the words of God. Bursting out the front doors and knockings the greeter off the stairway into a cart of fruit, they took positions. A few kneeled on the stairs, pointing their rocket lauchers at the hideout of the vicious Keep Right Signs. Which, as it happened, was positioned above a pet store.

They fired, and the explosions rocked the entire block as the other cult members drew swords, and raced through the fires into the pet store. A moment later, one ranm out screaming in terror as a pantomime horse chased after him.

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, another group of cult members, bearing mallets ran after a group of mobsters who'd ran out of bullets twenty minutes ago and where running for their life as chartered accountants fired cannons at them from office windows.

 

[The GrandMage]

Jimmy 'Just-A-Danish' Hoffa

He shrugged, looking over at Vixen. "Yeah. Mmm. I bet you can feel the warm water carressing your body already, cabn't you?"

He grinned and stood up, looking down at he as he gave a small chuckle. "Okay. I'll make sure you get a shower affter I go watch Forte fall off a tree and onto his ass."

With that, he started to wander out of the cafe, wondering what the cult was up to...