Rambling Rosie's Retreat

[Dayhoosier]

Tea actually

Tea works..... But my coffee is an addiction that must be fed each morning

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Evening all

Thank you so much for bringing the smiles. I can't tell you how much they've really helped

I offer this new favourite earworm. It's been around a few years but it's new to me and therefore frickin hilarious

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Sneaks in the room and spots a feast on the table...*

Must resist...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

*Sneaks in the room and spots a feast on the table...*

Must resist...

Hey Wonky
Stop sneaking and put the kettle on

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hey Wonky
Stop sneaking and put the kettle on

Damn, busted!

Okay, kettle is going on.

Er... What am I putting it on? A stool? Give me a clue!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Damn, busted!

Okay, kettle is going on.

Er... What am I putting it on? A stool? Give me a clue!

Good grief

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I need professional help.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I need professional help.

Ha don't we all!

How's tricks anyway Mr? You doing ok?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ha don't we all!

How's tricks anyway Mr? You doing ok?

Aye, I'm doing alright today thank you. It changes each day so tomorrow I might be bad with my health but as of right now, all is well.

How's about you? Surviving?

 

[Wriggle]

Hi fitties.
Hope you are all great.

I ate a grasshopper today.
I'm not convinced it will replace crisps.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hi fitties.
Hope you are all great.

I ate a grasshopper today.
I'm not convinced it will replace crisps.

The day grasshoppers replace crisps will be the day I go on a homicidal rampage with a stapler.

 

[Wriggle]

The day grasshoppers replace crisps will be the day I go on a homicidal rampage with a stapler.

They needed more cheese and onion flavour

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Aye, I'm doing alright today thank you. It changes each day so tomorrow I might be bad with my health but as of right now, all is well.

How's about you? Surviving?

That's one way to describe it
But as the horrors persist, so must we

I'm glad today is a good day for you

 

[RosewoodTulip]

They needed more cheese and onion flavour

I know there are millions of people who eat insects as part of their diet but I really don't think I could bring myself to.

What was it like?

 

[Wriggle]

Chewy and sweet and salty and I think I can feel it's legs in my throat.

The aftertaste reminded me of sick.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I once ate a scorpion. Never again. Even dipped in chocolate, it was rank.

 

[Wriggle]

I don't like the yellow puss that comes out of the big scorpions.
Was yours a little deep fried one?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I don't like the yellow puss that comes out of the big scorpions.
Was yours a little deep fried one?

It was a medium size, I'd say. I know the little ones you're on about.

Mine wasn't deep fried, just a scorpion dipped in chocolate.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Chewy and sweet and salty and I think I can feel it's legs in my throat.

The aftertaste reminded me of sick.

I once ate a scorpion. Never again. Even dipped in chocolate, it was rank.

I don't like the yellow puss that comes out of the big scorpions.
Was yours a little deep fried one?

Well that's kickstarted my diet and unlocked a phobia I didn't know I had

 

[Anastasia1999]

Well that's kickstarted my diet and unlocked a phobia I didn't know I had

My sentiments exactly.

I am glad I have already eaten my supper.

Hugs to you all.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

My sentiments exactly.

I am glad I have already eaten my supper.

Hugs to you all.

Hey Ana
Hope you're doing well

 

[stickygirl]

I got my food phobias figured out as a child. No need to start adding fresh ones!
Meerkats eat scorpions and I think it unfair of us to steal their supper.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Hey Ana
Hope you're doing well

All well thank you Rosie. It’s hump day already.

I hope things start to improve for you soon.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Morning x

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Morning x

Morning