Reveal An Uncomfortable Truth About Yourself

[BrokenBarbie]

I don't really understand most people at all, and don't bond with anyone other than on a superficial level.

I'm probably a sociopath.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

.....

 

[Mr_bogey]

I could easily become a hermit.

can I come with you?

 

[Dangerous_Curves27]

Im too emotionally sensitive.

 

[base10]

A classical romantic buried under a deep layer of cynicism and sarcasm

 

[Spins]

I have a six week expiration period

 

[smtst5]

I don’t do well during this time of year. My emotions are in overdrive.

 

[Trekka]

I pad the fuck outta my bra.

 

[Sh75]

I pad the fuck outta my bra.

Omg me too!!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I need new bras. I think I went down a cup size

 

[Corbal]

I steal from the doctors office every time I’m left in the exam room alone. You never know when you’ll need a 9in culture swab, a handful of tongue blades, latex free gloves, sterile gauze or an entire box of Elmo themed bandaids.

 

[Suz_anne]

I steal from the doctors office every time I’m left in the exam room alone. You never know when you’ll need a 9in culture swab, a handful of tongue blades, latex free gloves, sterile gauze or an entire box of Elmo themed bandaids.

I knew we were soul sisters. I could open an urgent care clinic with my stash of supplies.

Also, I've been married for years and have my birth control situation under control. So why do I feel compelled to grab a handful of the condoms that they leave in the restrooms at my doctor's office every time I go there?

 

[Trekka]

^because it feels naughty

I hoard medication in case of a zombie apocalypse.

 

[Corbal]

I knew we were soul sisters. I could open an urgent care clinic with my stash of supplies.

Also, I've been married for years and have my birth control situation under control. So why do I feel compelled to grab a handful of the condoms that they leave in the restrooms at my doctor's office every time I go there?

^because it feels naughty

I hoard medication in case of a zombie apocalypse.

Even more ridiculous...I’m in a hospital setting every fucking day. I could sit down, admin my own IV if fluids and no one would give a shit, but cannot keep my hands out of the doctor’s exam stash? Like, what in the double fuck is wrong with me?

T, same. I never throw out meds. Ever.

 

[HoosierGuy1979]

I go to the movies alone sometimes. One time I was the only one there, so I decided to masturbate in the middle of the theater.

 

[Suz_anne]

^because it feels naughty

I hoard medication in case of a zombie apocalypse.

You have the meds, I'll bring the applesauce and salsa that I have canned and stored in my basement.

Even more ridiculous...I’m in a hospital setting every fucking day. I could sit down, admin my own IV if fluids and no one would give a shit, but cannot keep my hands out of the doctor’s exam stash? Like, what in the double fuck is wrong with me?

T, same. I never throw out meds. Ever.

The latex gloves come in handy. Just sayin'.

 

[85Ironman]

The latex gloves come in handy. Just sayin'.

Latex-free.
Pay attention.

 

[Corbal]

Latex-free.
Pay attention.

Worst time to find out you have a latex allergy?

When a lubed latex finger is in your ass.

I’m obviously not speaking from experience or anything.

 

[85Ironman]

Worst time to find out you have a latex allergy?

When a lubed latex finger is in your ass.

I’m obviously not speaking from experience or anything.

Well, at least it's lubed.

 

[Trekka]

Even more ridiculous...I’m in a hospital setting every fucking day. I could sit down, admin my own IV if fluids and no one would give a shit, but cannot keep my hands out of the doctor’s exam stash? Like, what in the double fuck is wrong with me?

T, same. I never throw out meds. Ever.

You are simply a smart girl who may need to perform DIY home surgery one day. I get it.

I have at least five bottles of bubble gum pink shit liquid kiddie amoxicillin with one dose left in my fridge. I’ll move before I throw them out.

You have the meds, I'll bring the applesauce and salsa that I have canned and stored in my basement.

The latex gloves come in handy. Just sayin'.

Applesauce and salsa. Hoarded meds and hot doc’s exam supplies. I think we have the makings of a fetish party here.

Latex-free.
Pay attention.

Or else....... what?! Detention? Demerits? Rap us with a ruler?

 

[85Ironman]

Or else....... what?! Detention? Demerits? Rap us with a ruler?

Worse:
It goes down in your permanent record.

 

[Trekka]

Worse:
It goes down in your permanent record.

Oh, yeah? Well, don't get so distressed. Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?

 

[Cthulhu1138]

I have a very big head.

Not the metaphorical, inflated sense of self.

Okay, I do have that, but I meant literally.
A large cranium.

It can make finding a hat that fits tough.

 

[85Ironman]

Oh, yeah? Well, don't get so distressed. Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?

Clever girl.

 

[blade_rocknut]

The time is getting closer for me to go to this transgender conference I've been so excited about, and the anxiety is creeping in.

As in; am I going to simply have a good time, lots of laughs and make some new friends with commonalities, or an I going to have my life changed and discover things I'm not ready to acknowledge?

I overanalyze. A little.
I guess what I'm getting at, is I'm so busy trying to find the pitfall in a situation ahead of time, I talk myself out of most things before experiencing them. Call it pessimism or caution; I dunno.