doveofserenity
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ROFLMAO ding ding ding...Uncle Hommy wins this roundHomburg said:Sadist, duh![]()
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ROFLMAO ding ding ding...Uncle Hommy wins this roundHomburg said:Sadist, duh![]()
Homburg said:Sadist, duh![]()
doveofserenity said:ROFLMAO ding ding ding...Uncle Hommy wins this round![]()
myinnerslut said:i dunno why but i love when guys use this as a way to explain thier actions. especially if they are doing it in a fun joking teasing way.

Homburg said:And, at the end of the day, the biggest reason that I am an asshole is because I am a sadist![]()
Luna_Wolf72 said:Hey wait a minute...I refuse to believe that you are an asshole simply because of your sadistic tendencies...*thinks* Cuz if you are one, that means that i am one sometimes as well..*thinks some more* Shoot, I forgot what I was saying.
*leaves thread, while mumbling to myself*
~purrs and melts~Homburg said:Rawr. *flex*
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*whispers* Because you're a masochist. *whispers*
Seriously though, it's the best explanation I can offer, because it is true. Sadism is all about causing pain, sure, but it can also be discomfort, or just simple meanness. If she is acting out to get punished, then the properly sadistic thing to do is to deny it, no?
And I'm sitting at the party last night, talking to my erstwhile rope bunny, and she commented on how nice I am. I replied that I was an utter asshole, complete pervert, and a sadist, and that these were all fairly contrary to me being described as nice. She laughed a bit, lowered her eyes, and blushed. Damn, I like that response.
Later on, she did agree that I am indeed an asshole, but did so in an obviously aproving fashion. This caused AP to talk about how I positively revel in my negative personality traits. Always good fun to have your best friend tell a pretty lady that not only are you an asshole, but that you really deeply enjoy being an asshole. Luckily for me, it's all true, and I do revel in it. I figure that I'm going to be an asshole, so I might as well be honest about it. That way if someone gripes about it, well, they were warned.
And, at the end of the day, the biggest reason that I am an asshole is because I am a sadist![]()

Homburg said:Rawr. *flex*
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*whispers* Because you're a masochist. *whispers*
And I'm sitting at the party last night, talking to my erstwhile rope bunny, and she commented on how nice I am. I replied that I was an utter asshole, complete pervert, and a sadist, and that these were all fairly contrary to me being described as nice. She laughed a bit, lowered her eyes, and blushed. Damn, I like that response.
Homburg said:No, see, you're a lady, so you're not being an asshole. You're expressing displeasure with the patriarchy.
*has been reading feminist literature again*
And here you go, bringing your ass in the conversation again... you do like the attention, don't you?Homburg said:Y'know, I wonder just how many people would suddenly discover some Top in them if given a chance to take a swing at my ass...
DeservingBitch said:And here you go, bringing your ass in the conversation again... you do like the attention, don't you?
On another note - it sounds like a lovely evening you had there. And it's cute that so much of it was a pissing contest with your friend![]()

Homburg said:It was lovely, and, yes, the interplay with AP was a blast. It's a good thing we've been friends for as long as we have, otherwise, heh, might've had a fight on my hands afterwards.
(In the car on the way home)
AP: Damn, she looked good. That ass was amazing.
Me: Amazing? My face was 4" from it for 20 minutes, and my hands were on every inch of her.
AP: Have I told you that I hate you?
*some conversation*
AP: So what was up with the oil?
Me: It mitigates the heat of the wax just a little bit, and makes removal of the wax vastly easier.
AP: Oh, that makes sense.
Me: And it gave me another expense to rub my hands all over her youthf-
AP If you weren't driving, I would kill you now.
*more conversation. By this point, I'm grinning evilly, and have foregone all attempts at subtlety*
AP: So, we're going to the club on tuesday, right?
Me: Definitely. And did you see how she responded when I-
AP: DIE TWICE, FUCKER!!
He's is the best![]()
myinnerslut said:hahahahaha.... i wish i saw that conversation... i doubt id be able to keep a straight face
Pantomime_Muse said:*cough* pictures *cough*![]()
Homburg said:After the last interchange I was laughing so hard that I had trouble driving.
myinnerslut said:i would be too. i almost fell out of my chair laughing when i read it. except for the content of the conversation, it sounds like the type of interplay my brother and i have.
Homburg said:and I'm glad to hear that the content of the conversations you have with your brothers is different. If it wasn't, wow, I would wonder about your family.
myinnerslut said:my brother is only two years younger then me. we have many mutual friends. his most recent girlfriend was my friend before she was his. we are comfortable talking around each other and extremely close, people often mistake us for twins.
so, wonder away....
my brother and i. though not so much recently becuase he got bigger then me.Homburg said:Mistake you and your brother for twins, or you and his girlfriend? Because the latter lends itself to all sorts of freaky, RawHumor-inspiring weirdness.
myinnerslut said:my brother and i. though not so much recently becuase he got bigger then me.
Homburg said:*whew* Had me worried there for a second.
myinnerslut said:the gf and i do look very similiar though. same skin, hair, and eyes.
Luna_Wolf72 said:*back to sing at homburg...la la la*
Homburg said:*closes eyes, smiles, and listens*

Luna_Wolf72 said:*imagine me hitting a very sour note*![]()