crystalhunting
Tallahastezzi Kaffirs!!!
- Joined
- Feb 12, 2001
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Blow job Etiquette ( By a woman )
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not
standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3- No I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule#5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I
heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really
WANT
puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get' it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" -get it
through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't
feel
> > particularly obligated to blow you just YOU can't have sex right
now.
> > 9. Extension to #8- "Blue balls" might have worked on high school
> > girls- if your that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with
my
> > Midol.
> > 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't
tell
> > me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
> > 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately
> > afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to
be
> > repeated in the future.
> > 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate
about
> > the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that
we're
> > good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
> > 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about
the
> > protein content.
> > 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
> > 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get
blow
> > jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to
either
> > sympathize or brag.
> > 16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have
to
> > "kiss it good morning".
> >
> > A Man's Rebuttal
> >
> > 1. First of all, yes you are obligated to do it. If you don't we
will
> > find someone (younger, prettier, and dirtier) who will.
> > 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier
> > than licking a dead fish.
> > 3. You want to talk about farting? does the word "queef" mean
anything
> > to you?
> > 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Don't worry about it and be
> > thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
> > 5. When you're on period, stuffing something in your mouth is the
only
> > way to stop your bitching and moaning. Suck it up.
> > 6. Speaking of which, if are bleeding for five straight days, you
need
> > all the fluids you can get, trust me.
> > 7. You bitch about the taste , but trust me when I tell you that we
get
> > the shit end of the stick in flavor country.
> > 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
> > 9. Play with the balls.
> > 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
> > 11. Caress the ass, too. WE like that.
> > 12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning
now,
> > but when you get old and fat and looking for some action, I
gah-ron-tee
> > it'll be "sound asleep".
> > 13. I If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting
any on
> > your face, now will you?
> >
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not
standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3- No I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule#5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I
heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really
WANT
puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get' it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" -get it
through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't
feel
> > particularly obligated to blow you just YOU can't have sex right
now.
> > 9. Extension to #8- "Blue balls" might have worked on high school
> > girls- if your that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with
my
> > Midol.
> > 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't
tell
> > me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
> > 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately
> > afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to
be
> > repeated in the future.
> > 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate
about
> > the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that
we're
> > good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
> > 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about
the
> > protein content.
> > 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
> > 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get
blow
> > jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to
either
> > sympathize or brag.
> > 16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have
to
> > "kiss it good morning".
> >
> > A Man's Rebuttal
> >
> > 1. First of all, yes you are obligated to do it. If you don't we
will
> > find someone (younger, prettier, and dirtier) who will.
> > 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier
> > than licking a dead fish.
> > 3. You want to talk about farting? does the word "queef" mean
anything
> > to you?
> > 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Don't worry about it and be
> > thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
> > 5. When you're on period, stuffing something in your mouth is the
only
> > way to stop your bitching and moaning. Suck it up.
> > 6. Speaking of which, if are bleeding for five straight days, you
need
> > all the fluids you can get, trust me.
> > 7. You bitch about the taste , but trust me when I tell you that we
get
> > the shit end of the stick in flavor country.
> > 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
> > 9. Play with the balls.
> > 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
> > 11. Caress the ass, too. WE like that.
> > 12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning
now,
> > but when you get old and fat and looking for some action, I
gah-ron-tee
> > it'll be "sound asleep".
> > 13. I If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting
any on
> > your face, now will you?
> >
