Lori_the_Hoosier
Dhampyre
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Why doesn’t Will weigh 200 kilos?
A question I ask all the time; he eats like a boarding-school schoolboy, lives on fried foods and suet puddings that wobble when you stick a spoon in them, eats meat like a velociraptor (just barely warm, and mooing softly), and thinks grease is a food group, and yet he wears pants with a size 28 waist, (he still wears the suit he got married in 23 years ago), if he even looks at a bar of chocolate 3 pounds climbs onto my ass, and he looks like 35, not 55; it's not fair...