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Traditional Hot Cross Buns
I never thought of Literotica as a place to go for cooking ideas, but there are some very good-looking recipes on this thread.
I have to thank Lori for her dedication to drool worthy recipes.
You're most welcome, guys; after a super-traumatic day in the OR, the only way I can un-shred my head is to slide into my kitchen, put 'Songs About Jane' on the CD, because Adam Levine's sweet voice relaxes and retunes me, and cook and bake something, anything, it wipes away the anguish and makes me human again; sometimes it makes a world of difference knowing that 'more salt? More Tarragon?' is NOT a life-changing decision for some poor soul.
Piggybacking on Lori’s wonderful HCB recipe, for anyone interested.
Jamaican Bun with cheese!
If you’ve never heard of Bun and Cheese before, you’re in for a treat. It’s so good and addictive that I had to include it in a story , and it’s easy enough that I made the below version myself (yes, the stay-at-home Order has forced me to do some cooking!) and it came out great.
Ingredients:
1/4 c. brown sugar
1/4 c. white sugar
1/4 c. honey
1 tsp browning*
1/2 tbsp molasses**
1tsp vanilla
4 1/4 tbsp melted butter
1 c. Guinness Stout
1 large egg
1 1/4 c. dried cherries and raisins
2 c. flour
2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
3/4 tsp nutmeg
1 1/2 tsp cinnamon
3/4 teaspoon all spice
1 c. maraschino cherries for garnish (optional)
1 c. chopped pecans (optional)
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 350F and grease loaf pan.
2. Whisk the wet ingredients and sugars together in one bowl until fluffed.
3. Mix the dry ingredients in a separate bowl.
4. Mix the wet and dry ingredients together. Fold in the dried fruit and nuts evenly.
5. Pour into prepped pan. Add the cherries garnish to the top.
6. Bake for about 60-75 minutes depending on your oven (ie until toothpick comes out clean).
7. Let the bread cool at least a couple of hours for the spices to settle.
8. Slice and serve traditionally with queso de papa or any other hard cheddar (or, my favorite, Piave)
* Browning isn’t necessary, but apparently it’s what gives Bun it’s distinct color. If you don’t have it, the recipe still works; the bread is just lighter.
** when I made this, I didn’t have molasses so I mixed lemon juice, water, brown sugar, cream of tartar and a few drops of soy sauce and cooked it down until it was kind of thick.
This looks yummy, kind of like the recipe some Singhalese friends use for their version of Christmas cake, but with the cheese? gotta try it!
Oh that's very interesting, I don't think I've ever had Sri Lankan cake! This recipe is from a Jamaican friend's mother-- I asked for easy instructions lol, and it WAS very easy to make. I'm sure it would be a breeze for you. But a search online could probably return more exciting versions; possibly something with white rum instead of stout or maybe adding more interesting fruits or other spices (I'd imagine cardamom or ginger or something would work well added to the flavors). The wedge of cheese makes all the flavors come together in a magical way
This is one of hubby Will's most favorite Jamaican foods, he found it in Brixton, in London when he was a teen, and is pretty much addicted to it, so I make several batches every couple of months and freeze them, and when he wants a couple to go with a can of Red Stripe, he'll raid the freezer and grab his favorite snack.
Jamaican Spicy Beef Patties
Ingredients:
300g all-purpose flour
½ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon baking powder
2 tablespoons curry powder
120g butter at room temperature
180ml ice-cold water
455g minced beef
1 onion, finely chopped
3 whole scallions, finely chopped
1 clove garlic, minced
2 Scotch bonnet peppers (any colour), seeded and minced (Or use 3 Serrano or Finger Chillies if the Scotch Bonnets are too much; do NOT use Birds-Eye chillies!)
1 teaspoon dried thyme or 2 sprigs fresh
½ teaspoon dried Myrtle, or 1 sprig fresh, finely chopped
60ml vegetable oil
2 teaspoons hot curry powder
1 teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
240ml to 600ml cups water
75g dry breadcrumbs
1 egg, beaten with 1 teaspoon water
Method:
To Make The Pastry:
To make the pastry, combine the flour, salt, baking powder and curry powder in a large mixing bowl. Cut the butter into small pieces and add to the bowl. Working quickly and using your fingertips, squeeze together the flour mixture and butter and toss it together by scooping under the mixture with both hands. When the mixture resembles a very coarse meal, add the water to the bowl.
With floured hands, mix and squeeze the dough just until it forms a ball. Knead it once or twice to combine it fully (the less kneading, the better). Divide the dough into 2 pieces, flattening each into a thick pancake. Wrap in plastic and set them in the refrigerator to chill for at least 15 minutes. (The dough will keep in the refrigerator up to 5 days. Remove it from the refrigerator 30 minutes before using it.) Roll and cut the dough chilled, this will prevent it crumbling when it’s being rolled.
To Make The Filling:
Mix together the beef, onion, scallions, garlic, peppers and thyme in a large bowl. In a large skillet, heat the oil over high heat until it is very hot, and add the beef mixture. Fry until the meat is brown and the moisture is evaporated, about 8 minutes. Add the curry powder, salt and black pepper, stirring constantly over high heat, allowing a crust to form on the bottom of the pan.
Add the water and stir the mixture, scraping the bottom to incorporate the browned crust. Add the bread crumbs and stir. The consistency should be like a thick stew. Add more water as needed. Cover, reduce the heat to very low and cook for 15 minutes. Set it aside to cool.
Asembly and Cooking:
Preheat the oven to 180C/400°F. Roll the dough into a 1/4" sheet, and using a floured 21/2" drinking glass stamp out 24 rounds. Roll each round into a circle approximately 1/4" thick and 6" in diameter. Spread a large spoonful of the cooled meat mixture over one side of the dough, leaving at least a ½- to ¾-inch border on the outside edge. Using your finger, paint water around the border. Fold the other side of the dough over, and roll and crimp the edge. Lightly press a floured fork around the edge of the patty to seal and crimp the edges.
Place the patty onto a cookie sheet and repeat the procedure with the remaining dough. The patties may be covered in plastic and frozen at this point for later use. To serve from frozen simply brush each patty with the egg wash and bake for 20 minutes, and bake at 160C/320F for 20 minutes, or until the patties begin to turn a golden color.
Keeping with the apple theme, this cake is a favorite where my family's from, I grew up eating it, and just about every Cajun family has their own version of this recipe, this is my mother's.
Lorraine Apple Cake (Gâteau Aux Pommes Allemande)
Ingredients:
300g all-purpose flour
150g granulated sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
Pinch of salt
150g unsalted butter, softened
1 egg, at room temperature
6 large apples (2lbs/1kg)
Juice of 1 lemon plus 2 teaspoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
60ml plus 2 teaspoons water
75g raisins
75g icing sugar
Making The Pastry:
Mix the flour, granulated sugar, baking powder, and salt together in a large bowl. Cut the butter into cubes and add to the flour mixture. Work the butter into the flour until the mix looks like coarse breadcrumbs. Add the egg and knead until the dough is smooth. Wrap tightly in plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 1 hour and up to 24 hours.
Making The Filling:
Peel, core, and quarter the apples. Cut them into slices 1⁄8 to 1⁄4 inch/3 to 6mm thick and put the slices in a large pot. Add the juice of 1 lemon along with the cinnamon, raisins, and the 1⁄4 cup/60ml of water. Cover the pot and bring to a simmer over medium heat, stirring occasionally. Cook the apples for 15 to 20 minutes, or until silky and relatively broken down. The apples should not turn completely to mush but still retain some shape. Take the pot off the heat.
Blind-Baking The Pastry Shell:
Preheat the oven to 350°F/180°C. Line the bottom of a 9-inch/23cm springform cake tin with parchment paper. Take two-thirds of the dough, roll it out and press and pat it evenly into the springform cake-pan, forming a 1-inch-/2.5cm-high rim at the edges (work gently from the center out, so as not to buckle the pastry). Refrigerate the remaining dough.
Prick the dough in the pan evenly all over with a fork. Line the dough with a sheet of aluminum foil pressed well into the shape of the pan and fill the pan with ceramic baking beans or dried beans, or fill with raw rice if you don't have baking beans, and cover with a foil round the same size as the pan, with a small oven weight on it to hold it down firmly (a small Pyrex or cast-iron dish lid that fits inside the cake pan will work well.)
Bake for 20 minutes, or until the crust is starting to firm up but is not yet browning. Remove from the oven and carefully remove the aluminum foil lid and baking beans/rice; be careful, it’s hot. Remove the bottom layer of foil and discard. Maintain the oven temperature.
Building The Cake:
Scrape the apple mixture evenly into the par-baked pastry shell and smooth the top. The apple filling should precisely fill the crust. Roll out the remaining one-third of the dough between two pieces of plastic wrap until just slightly larger than the circumference of the pan. Trim the edges of the circle and then gently transfer the circle to the top of the cake, laying it over the apple filling.
Gently tuck in the top crust by pushing it in carefully with the flat of a table knife and cut off any excess. Cut 3 small slits in the top center of the dough with a very sharp, very thin paring knife; don’t use a bigger blade, because the pressure of the larger blade will split the seal between case and lid. You can paint the join around the edge with a thin milk or egg wash to seal it if you wish, it's up to you.
Put the pan back in the oven and bake for 35 to 40 minutes, or until the top is golden brown and slightly puffed.
Making The Glaze:
Remove the pan from the oven and let cool for 10 minutes while you prepare the glaze. Sieve the confectioners’ sugar into a small bowl and whisk in the 2 teaspoons of lemon juice and the 2 teaspoons of water until smooth. Brush the glaze over the still-hot cake and then let the cake cool completely before serving. The cake will keep at room temperature, covered lightly with plastic wrap, for 2 to 3 days.
Here’s one for Handley Page. The Country Women’s Association is considered Australia’s custodian of the revered scone recipe. Traditional scones have butter rubbed into the flour and can be a nightmare for the novice to make.
This version is really simple and works well. Any decent lemonade will work. I believe soda water can also do the job as it’s the carbon dioxide bubbles raising the dough.
CWA Lemonade Scones
1 cup Pure Cream (no thickeners)
1 cup Lemonade
3 cups Self Raising Flour
Pinch of Salt
Flour, for dusting
Jam and Cream to serve
Preheat the oven to 180 C (fan-forced) or 200 C (conventional).
Sift the flour into a large bowl. Add the cream and then the lemonade.
Quickly (but gently!) combine the ingredients into a dough in order to trap as many bubbles as possible into the mixture.
Turn the dough onto a floured surface and gently roll it out to a thickness of about 2cm.
Cut your scones out with a cutter. Arrange evenly on a tray and bake for about 15 minutes, or until golden. Serve with jam and whipped cream.
Whipped Cream? Heresy, burn the witch! Clotted cream, sirrah! And should it be jam, then cream, or cream, then jam? Devon and Cornwall have gone to war over this ticklish issue, pick a side and live with your choice, young sir...
Well, there's two things my dear Doctor of the Night.
1) I'm in Australia. Clotted cream isn't really a thing here. We make do with a decent whipped cream.
2) This is for those culinary challenged people (cough, cough, HP) who may want a hot scone straight from their oven without all the palaver.
Oh, and jam first, then cream. The jam sticks to the scone, helping to bind it all together. The other way round may look pretty but a decent dollop of jam will slide off the cream.
Well, there's two things my dear Doctor of the Night.
1) I'm in Australia. Clotted cream isn't really a thing here. We make do with a decent whipped cream.
2) This is for those culinary challenged people (cough, cough, HP) who may want a hot scone straight from their oven without all the palaver.
Oh, and jam first, then cream. The jam sticks to the scone, helping to bind it all together. The other way round may look pretty but a decent dollop of jam will slide off the cream.