done_got_old
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WTF?? I didn't say the word!
You said you had a brown belt.
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WTF?? I didn't say the word!
Quit sayin' the S word fucker!
Would you rather toast?
oh fuck!
Quit sayin' the S word fucker!
Yeah - full sized....no bite sized.....now put the fork down.....slowly......very slowly - I'd hate to go ninja on you with nothing but this spatula.
(for the record, I have a blue belt, but I'm up for a challenge)
(okay, I promise not to say shit anymore).
(damn, did it again didn't I?)
That's okay. I'm tired of posting pictures of chocolate.
But its funny.
You're weird.
the officer?
Yeah - full sized....no bite sized.....now put the fork down.....slowly......very slowly - I'd hate to go ninja on you with nothing but this spatula.
Gracious - are you breathing hard now? I bet you didn't think I could get your heart rate up so high.
Now, if you would excuse me, I'm going to hit the showers and come back way cute.
(for the record, I have a blue belt, but I'm up for a challenge)
(okay, I promise not to say shit anymore).
(damn, did it again didn't I?)
My nephew called and asked me to go come to Grandparent's Day at his school.I asked him why he didn't ask his grandmother because I thought she had retired, but she's still working. So now I get to pretend to be a grandmother. Should I dress like a stripper?
Is it miracle water?
No, I was always cute. I mean, really cute. Supercute in fact. You were just too uptight over candy to notice.
I told ya don't fuck with my candy and no one will get hurt.
bit its so fun.
I'm going to fuck with your candy again.
The officer says "What school are ya going to?" and he wants a 11x14 when you do.
Candy ass fucker.
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The Cathedral Basillica School......
The school's church is the St. Louis Basillica
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Love you too.
He says he'll be there.