Say Something Nice About Yourself

[Aurora Black]

I've been told that the sound of my voice has an instant effect on various body parts.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I may not talk much, but I can be a superb listener (depending on who I'm with.) And I like to give people things I think they'll like, like jars of pesto I made, or CDs I burned just for them.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I hate this thread I can't think of anything to say...

I am extremely loyal.

 

[Aurora Black]

I may not talk much, but I can be a superb listener (depending on who I'm with.) And I like to give people things I think they'll like, like jars of pesto I made, or CDs I burned just for them.

That is so sweet!

 

[carsonshepherd]

That is so sweet!

Yeah, but not many people are on my "worth it" list

 

[Aurora Black]

Yeah, but not many people are on my "worth it" list

Very lucky are the ones on that list.

 

[shereads]

One of the nicest things about me is that I've learned to accept that I'm not nearly as nice as I once thought I was. It used to bother me a lot. Now I'm okay with it. It feels nice.

 

[yui]

I am very, very seldom deliberately hurtful … even when I have an almost overwhelming urge to be in the heat of the moment. Tho, I have to say that Harry seems to have taken it upon himself to guard my karma, mostly.

I appreciate gallows humor, genuinely offensive jokes, and cattiness as long as it's not done in such a way as to deliberately hurt someone.

I love quite fiercely, if with a wee bit of caution and trepidation.

I am told I have a decent-ish voice for phone sex.

P.S. EL, I find Joe's cockiness to be a nice, often subtly hilarious, addition to the AH; I wouldn’t change a thing about him, either.

 

[entitled]

i'm essentially a neat and tidy person, though with this many people in the house keeping it up is pretty overwhelming.

 

[AsylumSeeker]

I have no glass eye but a crystal heart.

 

[AsylumSeeker]

I have no glass eye but a crystal heart.

Holy crap I actually said that ??

 

[FallingToFly]

(Directed towards a certain person, who refuses to believe me in voice. Maybe writing will make it more concrete for them.)

I am without illusions about myself. I know my flaws, my weaknesses, my strengths and my merits. And I'm okay with that.

I have no regrets for my mistakes. I learned from them, that makes them worth doing over again.

I am excellent in a crisis. If someone dies, if there's blood and bone showing, if the holocaust comes- you want me there.

I don't fall. Not unless there's no possible, conceivable way that I can possibly drag anyone with me. I will never buckle under the weight. I may stagger, but I'll go on.

At 3 a.m., when your heart is broken and everything is dark, I will answer the phone. I will drive a hundred miles to hold you while you cry, and I will bring your favorite ice cream and a bottle of wine. If it's what you need I will lie beside you all night and stroke your hair while you weep the last of your pain away.

I will love you, forever, whether I can live with you or not. I will give you everything I have to give, and in the end, if it isn't enough, I will let you go with every prayer for your happiness.

I would rather bleed out from every wound you've inflicted on my heart and soul than fight you anymore. If I'm not what will bring you joy, then let me know how to help you find that person, and I will. That's what love is to me.

 

[sophia jane]

I have nice boobs.
And also I make the best cookies.
And I have a somewhat mean (tho funny) sarcastic sense of humor.

 

[yui]

I have no glass eye but a crystal heart.

Lovely.

Holy crap I actually said that ??

Yep.

Peace, Asylum,

Yui

 

[Aurora Black]

I have very soulful, haunted eyes.

 

[yui]

I have nice boobs.
And also I make the best cookies.
And I have a somewhat mean (tho funny) sarcastic sense of humor.

Why, yes ... yes you do.

You might be the perfect woman. At least in my book.

 

[Harry Leg]

Mine's prettier--and plastic.

http://bestsmileys.com/eyes/7.gif​

Rumple Foreskin

ps: MANX! Glad you've resurfaced. rf

plastic is nice and probably prettier but you dont get quite the same acoustical quality when you take it out and drop it on the snare drum for drum rolls

 

[sophia jane]

Why, yes ... yes you do.

You might be the perfect woman. At least in my book.

That made my day, Yui. I you.

 

[yui]

plastic is nice and probably prettier but you dont get quite the same acoustical quality when you take it out and drop it on the snare drum for drum rolls

You are so wrong. In the rightest of ways.

That made my day, Yui. I you.

I you, too, Sophia, and I'll happily trounce anyone who doesn't agree. I'm quite fierce-ish, eh? http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/japan/29565.gif

 

[Huckleman2000]

I'm alive enough to totally appreciate Yui's ass in her tight jeans.

I know, just about anyone here can make that statement, and that just says nice things about all of us!

 

[Harry Leg]

I'm alive enough to totally appreciate Yui's ass in her tight jeans.

I know, just about anyone here can make that statement, and that just says nice things about all of us!

its when i saw it out of the jeans that I really came alive

 

[Huckleman2000]

its when i saw it out of the jeans that I really came alive

I can just imagine!

 

[CTGalPal]

I love that I love with all my heart...even when I struggle with the demons inside and I'm still capable of seeing the good in everything.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

plastic is nice and probably prettier but you dont get quite the same acoustical quality when you take it out and drop it on the snare drum for drum rolls

Good point. Wonder if something like that has ever happened to Asylum's crystal heart?

As for Yui coming out of her tight jeans, I rejoice with envious exaultation at your being able to savor that vision.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

I can do a decent job of critiquing someone else's work and I can take a critique of my own work without falling to pieces (hiding under the bed with my Oreos is NOT falling to pieces!)