say something snarky

[MollyDolly]

There isn't a therapist qualified enough to work you out...

Just because all of your therapists have jumped from tall buildings, been locked in padded cells, or moved to Iceland doesn't mean all of us have the same effect on them

 

[Golden_Silence]

It's a shame, you can hold more than one thought but you don't have the capacity to process either of them.

I'm sorry, but are you trying to sound clever again?

 

[Golden_Silence]

Only when I'm talking to you, I haven to reduce myself to your level.

I am sorry, I know if I came down to your level, you'd beat me with experience

 

[lovemonster]

Just because all of your therapists have jumped from tall buildings, been locked in padded cells, or moved to Iceland doesn't mean all of us have the same effect on them

They were overwhelmed with relief after getting you off their books...

 

[lovemonster]

I'm sorry, but are you trying to sound clever again?

You don't have to apologise for having a thought. Us normal people always have them.

 

[lovemonster]

I am sorry, I know if I came down to your level, you'd beat me with experience

You're such a wimp I'd beat you with a stick of celery.

 

[Guest]

How would anyone tell the difference from your normal demeanour?

How... would.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Just CANNOT get on to that third word....

 

[MollyDolly]

They were overwhelmed with relief after getting you off their books...

Well, they do have their hands quite full with you...

 

[lovemonster]

How... would.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Just CANNOT get on to that third word....

By your age, you should have learned to read....never mind I hear they do adult courses at your local college.

 

[lovemonster]

Well, they do have their hands quite full with you...

It's not my fault they prefer my 40DD's to your 28A's......

 

[MollyDolly]

It's not my fault they prefer my 40DD's to your 28A's......

Oh my, sometimes I wish!

It's not their fault you never put them away- how could they stare at anything but?

 

[lovemonster]

Oh my, sometimes I wish!

It's not their fault you never put them away- how could they stare at anything but?

Well, if you've got it, flaunt it. Mind you, they didn't mean you and your stupidity.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Rightio folks, I'm out, bedtime.. Thanks for the laughs

 

[MollyDolly]

Well, if you've got it, flaunt it. Mind you, they didn't mean you and your stupidity.

Bigger isn't necessarily better- I mean, take your VD prescription for instance...

 

[MollyDolly]

Rightio folks, I'm out, bedtime.. Thanks for the laughs

Goodnight GS!

 

[lovemonster]

Rightio folks, I'm out, bedtime.. Thanks for the laughs

Yeah, you better go, you're one person who definitely needs their beauty sleep...

G'night GS

 

[lovemonster]

Bigger isn't necessarily better- I mean, take your VD prescription for instance...

That's not what you said when you ordered the 18" butt plug for yourself...

 

[Guest]

I'm off too... I can't keep up...

What with being put into a coma every time I read a mingemonster post.

G'nite all....

 

[MollyDolly]

That's not what you said when you ordered the 18" butt plug for yourself...

That was a birthday gift for you, and thanks for spoiling the surprise! The last man who tried to pursue anal sex with you mentioned you were a little slack, so I wanted to give you something to really satisfy yourself, since as you so aptly wrote above I can be satisfied with a mere banana

 

[lovemonster]

I'm off too... I can't keep up...

What with being put into a coma every time I read a mingemonster post.

G'nite all....

I'd say sweet dreams. But even your unconscious mind struggles with rational thought.

 

[lovemonster]

That was a birthday gift for you, and thanks for spoiling the surprise! The last man who tried to pursue anal sex with you mentioned you were a little slack, so I wanted to give you something to really satisfy yourself, since as you so aptly wrote above I can be satisfied with a mere banana

Did I say banana? I meant to say a whole bunch...

 

[MollyDolly]

Did I say banana? I meant to say a whole bunch...

Again, can we talk about my ass and not yours for once? Sheesh!

 

[lovemonster]

Again, can we talk about my ass and not yours for once? Sheesh!

Hey, keep your butt envy to yourself....

 

[MollyDolly]

Hey, keep your butt envy to yourself....

Please, if you want to talk butt envy, talk to your gibbon friend- he's been on and on about how lovely and blue your ass is and how envious he is of it.

 

[lovemonster]

Please, if you want to talk butt envy, talk to your gibbon friend- he's been on and on about how lovely and blue your ass is and how envious he is of it.

Yours is only so red because of the spankings you keep getting from your mother...