say something snarky

[MollyDolly]

Yours is only so red because of the spankings you keep getting from your mother...

My mother? Oh, you wouldn't know the difference- those are from the man who gave me the ride of a lifetime earlier

 

[lovemonster]

My mother? Oh, you wouldn't know the difference- those are from the man who gave me the ride of a lifetime earlier

That was nice of him. Did you manage to ride the bike without stabilisers this time?

 

[MollyDolly]

That was nice of him. Did you manage to ride the bike without stabilisers this time?

If you're that concerned about my safety, perhaps you should change your AV since your ass is blinding me

 

[lovemonster]

If you're that concerned about my safety, perhaps you should change your AV since your ass is blinding me

It's ok, you'll be safe soon. The men in white coats are coming to take you away.

 

[MollyDolly]

It's ok, you'll be safe soon. The men in white coats are coming to take you away.

Right after they leave your place?

 

[lovemonster]

Right after they leave your place?

Yeah, they came to ask me for directions to your house.

 

[MollyDolly]

Yeah, they came to ask me for directions to your house.

And your boyfriend knew just where to find me...

 

[lovemonster]

And your boyfriend knew just where to find me...

He should do, you've been stalking him for months...

 

[MollyDolly]

He should do, you've been stalking him for months...

No no dear, you're confusing "stalking" and "dating," and I can see why: your ex-boyfriends' records of restraining orders against you speaks for itself.

 

[lovemonster]

No no dear, you're confusing "stalking" and "dating," and I can see why: your ex-boyfriends' records of restraining orders against you speaks for itself.

Well, it's only because they couldn't handle my sexual appetite....

Time for me to get to bed...hope you have nightmares.

 

[MollyDolly]

Well, it's only because they couldn't handle my sexual appetite....

Time for me to get to bed...hope you have nightmares.

Again, that 18 inch butt plug is on its way to you

Lovely to play with a sharp-witted woman such as yourself! You are evil and wonderful!

 

[MollyDolly]

Of course no one would want to tango with me and my razor-sharp wit- who could possibly match my sparkling intellect and nimble fingers?

 

[dankerus]

Well they might

 

[MollyDolly]

Well they might

I stand corrected- apparently someone can match my wit

 

[dankerus]

Didn't say I'd match it

Just willin to give er go

college spirit & all ya know

 

[MollyDolly]

Didn't say I'd match it

Just willin to give er go

college spirit & all ya know

Please, we await your attempt with bated breath

 

[Golden_Silence]

I stand corrected- apparently someone can match my wit

he could double your IQ too..

 

[MollyDolly]

he could double your IQ too..

He could try yours, but how does one double nothing?

 

[Golden_Silence]

He could try yours, but how does one double nothing?

Simple... like you

 

[MollyDolly]

Simple... like you

Complex ain't everything you know- one can barely pronounce all the things wrong with you

 

[dankerus]

If only I could be as witted I might be licking pussy right now instead of typing

 

[Golden_Silence]

Complex ain't everything you know- one can barely pronounce all the things wrong with you

I'll say it slowly then.... D I A B E T E S... or was that too fast for ya?

 

[MollyDolly]

I'll say it slowly then.... D I A B E T E S... or was that too fast for ya?

Too fast- but then that's a phrase that you've come to hear quite a bit from the ladies I gather...

 

[Golden_Silence]

Too fast- but then that's a phrase that you've come to hear quite a bit from the ladies I gather...

You can think that, speaking of thoughts, do they come thick and fast or do they get lost before translation??

 

[MollyDolly]

You can think that, speaking of thoughts, do they come thick and fast or do they get lost before translation??

I can imagine that the idea of handling more than one thought could be confusing to someone who has never had to do it...