say something snarky

[lovemonster]

A bloke fancies me? Is that a concept that you would recognize?

Not in relation to you, no....

 

[lovemonster]

Not wearing any tonight, but thats pretty much like you 24/7 anyways

Like anyone objects if I don't wear panties

 

[MollyDolly]

Not in relation to you, no....

The gibbon hasn't been giving you enough love lately, has he?

 

[MollyDolly]

Like anyone objects if I don't wear panties

*raises hand and eyebrow*

 

[lovemonster]

nice mouth...when does it shut?

When you try to put your cock anywhere near it...

 

[lovemonster]

The gibbon hasn't been giving you enough love lately, has he?

He hasn't had the opportunity, I've been too busy getting the real thing...

 

[lovemonster]

*raises hand and eyebrow*

Wow, your eyebrow has more of a personality than you do.

 

[riftheotherone]

If I needed someone to feed me lines, I'd not come to you- whoever writes yours doesn't do you any justice...

you turd like smelly 4 eyed frotterist isn't any better is it?

 

[Golden_Silence]

Like anyone objects if I don't wear panties

They usually passed out from the stench to complain

 

[Guest]

You know, it really would help you to read back and not copy my jokes..

I tried... but I got three words in and lapsed into a coma.

 

[MollyDolly]

He hasn't had the opportunity, I've been too busy getting the real thing...

Drunken lonely nights with the vibrator and midget porn again?

Wow, your eyebrow has more of a personality than you do.

Considering the source of the compliment, I'll take it with a grain of salt...

you turd like smelly 4 eyed frotterist isn't any better is it?

You tell me- I seem to have you a little tongue-tied...

 

[lovemonster]

They usually passed out from the stench to complain

Yeah, I do wish you wouldn't fart when I'm trying to pull...

 

[lovemonster]

I tried... but I got three words in and lapsed into a coma.

How would anyone tell the difference from your normal demeanour?

 

[Golden_Silence]

He hasn't had the opportunity, I've been too busy getting the real thing...

And how much did that cost ya??

 

[lovemonster]

Drunken lonely nights with the vibrator and midget porn again?


Considering the source of the compliment, I'll take it with a grain of salt...

You didn't have to tell everyone about your sex life, but confession is good for the soul, so they say.

And what has that poor grain of salt ever done to warrant you taking it?

 

[Golden_Silence]

Drunken lonely nights with the vibrator and midget porn again?

Sorry to break from the usual programming, but that make me chuckle

 

[lovemonster]

And how much did that cost ya??

Not as much as trying to think costs you.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Yeah, I do wish you wouldn't fart when I'm trying to pull...

The only reason you don't fart is your mouth is never closed long enough for the pressure to build up

 

[Golden_Silence]

Not as much as trying to think costs you.

My mind has the capacity to hold more than one thought at a time, unlike yours that gets all fuzzy when you have to make simple decisions, like breathe in and breathe out

 

[lovemonster]

The only reason you don't fart is your mouth is never closed long enough for the pressure to build up

You do it so often, it's developed it's own language...

 

[lovemonster]

My mind has the capacity to hold more than one thought at a time, unlike yours that gets all fuzzy when you have to make simple decisions, like breathe in and breathe out

It's a shame, you can hold more than one thought but you don't have the capacity to process either of them.

 

[MollyDolly]

You didn't have to tell everyone about your sex life, but confession is good for the soul, so they say.

And what has that poor grain of salt ever done to warrant you taking it?

It is- please feel free to share with your therapist all your deepest secrets- none of the rest of us want to hear another damn thing.

Sorry to break from the usual programming, but that make me chuckle

Glad I could get a laugh

 

[Golden_Silence]

You do it so often, it's developed it's own language...

mine are just farts, you on the other hand DO talk out of your arse

 

[lovemonster]

It is- please feel free to share with your therapist all your deepest secrets- none of the rest of us want to hear another damn thing.

There isn't a therapist qualified enough to work you out...

 

[lovemonster]

mine are just farts, you on the other hand DO talk out of your arse

Only when I'm talking to you, I haven to reduce myself to your level.