say something snarky

[MollyDolly]

You think I'm gonna let a woman like you get in front of me?

As if I'd head south of the border with all the prime cut Canadian beef around me

 

[lovemonster]

As if I'd head south of the border with all the prime cut Canadian beef around me

I could tell there was plenty of beef, from all the bull that's flying around here..

 

[MollyDolly]

I could tell there was plenty of beef, from all the bull that's flying around here..

Well, work calls, and since I love my job so very much more than Lit, I think I'll go do that for a few hours Essa, keep LM in line and teach her to write a snarky comment, all right? Help out NG while you're at it too- they need help

 

[lovemonster]

Well, work calls, and since I love my job so very much more than Lit, I think I'll go do that for a few hours Essa, keep LM in line and teach her to write a snarky comment, all right? Help out NG while you're at it too- they need help

Yeah, no problem. You know I'm gonna miss you, right?

 

[MollyDolly]

Yeah, no problem. You know I'm gonna miss you, right?

I missed you all fucking day... You know like how you get used to certain smells and when they're not around you realize that you've become used to them?

 

[asian_princess]

I missed you all fucking day... You know like how you get used to certain smells and when they're not around you realize that you've become used to them?

*sighs*

Not really, MissMolly, I'm too busy trying to get the smell of ammonia out of my nose after having to bleach my eyes after seeing you


*sneaks in a huggle before getting back to snarkiness*

 

[lovemonster]

I missed you all fucking day... You know like how you get used to certain smells and when they're not around you realize that you've become used to them?

Did you ever think that maybe your nose might be a bit too close to your backside hun?

 

[lovemonster]

*sighs*

Not really, MissMolly, I'm too busy trying to get the smell of ammonia out of my nose after having to bleach my eyes after seeing you


*sneaks in a huggle before getting back to snarkiness*

You call that snarky?

 

[e-trance action]

Of course I didn't quote anyone-as if any of these comments would be worth hitting the "quote" button.

 

[lovemonster]

Like your post is anything to write home about?

 

[Annicka]

Piffle.


I'd not give you the steam off my piss.

 

[NymphGoddess]

*giggling as I take notes* do go on

 

[e-trance action]

You call those notes-you should have been a doctor with that handwriting


......of course if you'd become a doctor, I'd have become a mortician and done quite well.

 

[lovemonster]

You call those notes-you should have been a doctor with that handwriting


......of course if you'd become a doctor, I'd have become a mortician and done quite well.

Probably about the only stiffie you'd be good with...

 

[MollyDolly]

Probably about the only stiffie you'd be good with...

I've heard similar rumours about you...

 

[e-trance action]

I've heard similar rumours about you...

Haven't heard a thing about you though.

 

[de-valmont]

If you were a necrophilliac you'd bring corpses to life!

Even the dead would start running to preserve some sense of self worth...

 

[Essa]

Probably about the only stiffie you'd be good with...

I've just realised when God gave you teeth, how much he ruined a bloody good arse.

 

[lovemonster]

I've just realised when God gave you teeth, how much he ruined a bloody good arse.

Is that brain cell in your head getting lonely yet?

 

[Essa]

I've heard similar rumours about you...

I'm not even going to go into what I've heard about you

 

[Essa]

Is that brain cell in your head getting lonely yet?

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

 

[lovemonster]

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Any chance you can open your legs and sit in my kitchen sink, I've got a blocked drain and lost my plunger.

 

[MollyDolly]

Haven't heard a thing about you though.

Time to change the batteries in the old hearing aid...

I'm not even going to go into what I've heard about you

Maybe you could share it with e-trance since he hasn't heard anything...

 

[lovemonster]

I've heard similar rumours about you...

I'd be one stiffie up on you then....

 

[MollyDolly]

I'd be one stiffie up on you then....

*says loudly* No LM, I will not have sex with you, no matter what you can do with that stiffie.