say something snarky

[riftheotherone]

As a scotsman, I didn't think you could afford to worry...you're so tight, you won't even spend time....

I always give in length what I lack in depth!

 

[Golden_Silence]

I asked her if she was free this evening....no she said but I'm reasonable ;-)

You know what happens when she has an orgasm don't ya??

She drops her kebab

 

[Golden_Silence]

No problems, and I got your lifetime subscription just fine too....

Well, its the least you can do considering the catchy name I come up with for it

 

[lovemonster]

I always give in length what I lack in depth!

It's a good job you didn't teach me to park, given what you told me was 6 inches....

 

[riftheotherone]

You know what happens when she has an orgasm don't ya??

She drops her kebab

The nearest she'll ever get to a brainstorm is a light drizzle

 

[lovemonster]

Well, its the least you can do considering the catchy name I come up with for it

Whaddya want, a medal?

 

[riftheotherone]

It's a good job you didn't teach me to park, given what you told me was 6 inches....

well when you said you were at your wit's end I could see it didn't take you long to get there...

 

[MollyDolly]

Well LM, looks like you're getting it from both sides today- don't you usually charge extra for a double team?

 

[lovemonster]

well when you said you were at your wit's end I could see it didn't take you long to get there...

When you were born, did the midwife slap your mother?

 

[riftheotherone]

When you were born, did the midwife slap your mother?

You may not have many faults but you certainly make the most of the ones you have.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Whaddya want, a medal?

no thanks, a split of the profits do fine thanks

 

[Golden_Silence]

Well LM, looks like you're getting it from both sides today- don't you usually charge extra for a double team?

This isn't me 'giving' this is my usual demeanour

 

[Essa]

This isn't me 'giving' this is my usual demeanour

You actually expect more from this board?

 

[lovemonster]

Well LM, looks like you're getting it from both sides today- don't you usually charge extra for a double team?

Better than giving it for free like you do...

 

[Golden_Silence]

You actually expect more from this board?

Actually I expect less and it usually delivers

 

[Golden_Silence]

Better than giving it for free like you do...

Holy shite, I think I just saw chunks of fur fly there

 

[lovemonster]

You may not have many faults but you certainly make the most of the ones you have.

You've a face only a mother could love. It's a shame she hates you too.

 

[riftheotherone]

Better than giving it for free like you do...

as long as she doesn't tell you to be yourself...that would be the worst piece of advice ever!

 

[Essa]

Actually I expect less and it usually delivers

What's it like living in a dream world 24/7?

 

[lovemonster]

no thanks, a split of the profits do fine thanks

I'll drop off a few pots of piss later for you.

 

[Guest]

You've a face only a mother could love. It's a shame she hates you too.

Speaking of yo momma... when you were born the doctors slapped HER!!

 

[lovemonster]

Holy shite, I think I just saw chunks of fur fly there

Are you that dumb you thought I was being serious?

 

[lovemonster]

Speaking of yo momma... when you were born the doctors slapped HER!!

You know, it really would help you to read back and not copy my jokes..

 

[MollyDolly]

Better than giving it for free like you do...

So you have heard about me? It seems your reputation isn't the only thing people have been talking about on Lit today...

 

[riftheotherone]

You've a face only a mother could love. It's a shame she hates you too.

Don't tell me ... I know who you are already, you must be the reason for contraception