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Essa
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Any chance you can open your legs and sit in my kitchen sink, I've got a blocked drain and lost my plunger.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
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Any chance you can open your legs and sit in my kitchen sink, I've got a blocked drain and lost my plunger.
*says loudly* No LM, I will not have sex with you, no matter what you can do with that stiffie.
Time to change the batteries in the old hearing aid...
Maybe you could share it with e-trance since he hasn't heard anything...

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
You know, the more I think of you, the less I think of you...Like you'd turn me down if I really asked....![]()
Of course dear. Entertaining more than one thought at a time can be exhausting, can't it?I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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You know, the more I think of you, the less I think of you...
You can think?
I see you've set aside this time to humiliate yourself with a poor snarky comment...
Well, I thought I'd take over from you, given you manage the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of the day....
A thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey...
I hear you're good at meditation...when they ask you to clear your mind completely, you're already there and have been for years...
Love it!
Does your train of thought have a caboose?![]()
LOL
Do you always get lost going round in circles?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?![]()
Are you the person that eats yellow snow?

I'd love to stay and continue this... no wait, let's not start our friendship on a foundation of lies. Smell you later
Always a pleasure to be "burned" by you, LM![]()

I really want to say I'll miss you, but I hate telling lies.
Have a great day, Molly![]()
'something snarky'
said it![]()

Have you got your panties in a bunch again?![]()
Have you got your panties in a bunch again?![]()
Don't let you mind wander - as an Essex girl it's far too small to be let out on its own

Don't let you mind wander - as an Essex girl it's far too small to be let out on its own
had any troubles setting that website up??
well if you give her a penny for her thoughts, at least you'd get change![]()