School Yard Lit

[APhil]

Hell, you can be the school janitor and slip me into the closet at lunch time and recess?

Hey, works for me!

 

[riff]

Fake IDs, anyone?

LOL

 

[Dillinger]

Yeah - I could use a fake id - can you make me 21 again?

 

[riff]

Yeah - I could use a fake id - can you make me 21 again?

Is it that bad? I don't think the ID will help much. LOL.

You'd be surprised at the things that show up at a 39 year old bachelor's door.

And sometimes, you might get the shit scared out of you! Hahahahahahahaha....

I want an ID that says I am 86. People will say, "Whoa! Dude! What is your secret?"

And I'll say- "I ain't tellin'. Go figure it out yourself." LMAO.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

So I'd be the dude that hangs out under the stairwell smoking and selling joints



anyone need to score?

 

[riff]

So I'd be the dude that hangs out under the stairwell smoking and selling joints



anyone need to score?

Don't call us, we'll call you. LOL.

It's always useful to know you are there, bud.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Don't call us, we'll call you. LOL.

It's always useful to know you are there, bud.

Ya know where to find me....

*lights one up*

 

[Rambling Rose]

If you look hard enough, you'll find me here

Sitting in the classroom / Thinking it's a drag
Listening to the teacher rap / Just ain't my bag
The noon bells ring / You know that's my cue
I'm gonna meet the boys / On floor number two!

Smokin' in the boys' room
Smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.

A-checkin' out the halls / Makin' sure the coast is clear
Lookin' in the stalls / No, there ain't nobody here
Oh, my buddy Fang, and me and Paul
To get caught would surely be the death of us all

Smokin' in the boys' room
Smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
All right!

Oh, put me to work / In the school book store
Check out counter / And I got bored
Teacher was lookin' / For me all around
Two hours later / You know where I was found

Smokin' in the boys' room (Yes indeed, I was)
Smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
One mo'!

Smokin' in the boys' room
Oh, smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, I am fully aware of the rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school!

 

[Summery]

STP

Nice av. You look pretty happy. Did you just toke one before you took that picture?

Like I said, good to see you around...

 

[riff]

I think I'll go get some too.

(walks to the closet)

I've had this tray since my sophomore year at Florida State.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Re: STP

Nice av. You look pretty happy. Did you just toke one before you took that picture?

Like I said, good to see you around...

Hiya Summery and thanks....as a matter of fact I had just toked one with a couple of my buddies! Had a beer or two also

 

[Summery]

Re: Re: STP

Hiya Summery and thanks....as a matter of fact I had just toked one with a couple of my buddies! Had a beer or two also

Whoever said life isn't good, was lying.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Re: Re: Re: STP

Whoever said life isn't good, was lying.

Ya got that right!

 

[riff]

OK. I am stoned now. And got the munchies too.

See yall later!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Later Riff, been nice smokin' with ya!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re: Characters of the lit school yard

Patient1 – School Captain

Laurel – smart kid who gets A’s but sells cigarettes behind the canteen

Marxist – kid who made a big impact on day one then went downhill, became a nerd...

Rick DeVille - list making dweeb who imagines scenarios where he rescues all the girls between bites of paste.

 

[freakygirl]

I'm the girl noone ever plays with..

so i'll be over here playing with myself

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I'm the girl noone ever plays with..

so i'll be over here playing with myself

Come on. We can plant poop in their sandbox

 

[Summery]

Come on. We can plant poop in their sandbox

Now there's an idea. I was thinking about crazy glue in everyone's chairs.

 

[freakygirl]

Who's poop are we using? Laurels cats poop?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's amazing, but you got every possessive in that post wrong.

(DCL - the kid who tells the teacher she forgot to hand out the homework.)

 

[freakygirl]

It's amazing, but you got every possessive in that post wrong.

(DCL - the kid who tells the teacher she forgot to hand out the homework.)

Ugh..

(Freakygurl-The girl who doesn't do homework when it is passed out)

 

[Marxist]

Re: Characters of the lit school yard

Marxist – kid who made a big impact on day one then went downhill, became a nerd

Funny...I don't seem to remember you being here in September of last year (the proverbial start of school), or were you?



Rick DeVille (real name Marvin Shicklestein)-- 22 year old high school dropout greaser with gray primer Camaro just awaitin' for school to let out so he can "make time with the ladies."

 

[sexy-girl]

Redwave: paranoid skinhead with thick glasses who reads all the wrong material and gets beaten up behind the bus garage on a daily basis.

aww i feel sorry for redwave ... i'd send him a valentines card to cheer him up but would pray he never found out it was from me


sexy-girl : the girl thats always last to get changed in the locker room because she's to busy looking at the other girls

 

[Marxist]

Ugh..

(Freakygurl-The girl who doesn't do homework when it is passed out)

Freakygurl---Gorgeous flirt who won't keep her hands out of the back pockets of my jeans.