School Yard Lit

[riff]

I'm still waiting, unless I missed it. Shit.

Well, you aren't gonna find it hiding in the bathroom. The campus is pretty damned big if you ask me. Get out of there!!!

 

[riff]

That's it. I'm gonna pull the FIRE ALARM!!!

Get ready now!







RUN!!!! RUN!!!!!! heheheheh LOL

 

[Wiggles]

Wiggles, the chick with her nose in the books, and her head in the clouds.

 

[JazzManJim]

Wiggles, the chick with her nose in the books, and her head in the clouds.

YOu're the girl I always admired from the next row of seats, but never spoke to.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Damn these platform stillettos! I'm bound to break my ankle running in these. And the sprinklers are gonna mess up my hair somethin' awful.

 

[patient1]

And yet she went out with you.

Well, she liked to slow dance & she was too tall for most of the other guys & too smart for the other jocks.

OK, I wasn't really a jock, I was a lineman, but I was a starter.

 

[riff]

Damn these platform stillettos! I'm bound to break my ankle running in these. And the sprinklers are gonna mess up my hair somethin' awful.

Don't worry, there's always tomorrow!!

 

[Private Vasquez]

True...but that just means more school.

 

[riff]

I don't ever want to graduate. That's why I teach.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I don't think I have the patience to teach.

Maybe I'll just drop out and become a super model. Then an astronaut. Then a dog walker. Then a jockey. Then a veteranarian. Then a babysitter. Then a stewardess. Then some sort of Bob Mackie Goddess.

hmmmm...

 

[riff]

I don't think I have the patience to teach.

Maybe I'll just drop out and become a super model. Then an astronaut. Then a dog walker. Then a jockey. Then a veteranarian. Then a babysitter. Then a stewardess. Then some sort of Bob Mackie Goddess.

hmmmm...

I am still trying to figure out what I want to do once they kick me out of the system myself.

Snort coke, fuck girls, and surf all day really.

 

[Private Vasquez]

That sounds better than my plan!

 

[riff]

That sounds better than my plan!

Somehow, honey, I knew you'd agree.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Well, mine isn't set in stone, or anything. I don't know how to surf, though.

 

[riff]

Well, mine isn't set in stone, or anything. I don't know how to surf, though.

It's a lot like riding a bike. At first you bust your ass a lot and want to just say "Fuck it" I can't surf. Then you start to learn and the more you do it the better you get. Next thing you know you are popping wheelies or catching air.

I miss the ocean. Now I want to sing.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cognate [17c: from Latin cognatus born together]. Related by descent; one of tow or more words so related, especially across languages. English mother, German Mutter are cognate words; English five, Latin quinque, Greek pente are all cognates, descended from the common Indo-European ancestor penkwe. Cognates are more or less like each other in form, but need not have much in common semantically: English silly, German selig holy blessed. On the other hand, English ma, Chinese mu (mother) are known to be cognates; though similar in form and meaning, they cannot (at present at least) be traced to a common source. German Standpunkt and its English calque standpoint are not usually called cognates, even when their elements are cognates: Stand and stand, Punkt and point. Pairs of cognates in a single language, such as English regal and royal (both ultimately from Latin) are called doublets. Cognates are easy to find in related (or cognate) languages such as English, German, Greek, and Latin, but unrelated languages may also have cognate items: the common ancestor of English tea, Malay teh appears to be t'e, from the Amoy dialect of Chinese.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I forgot to mention the cognate object. A cognate object is a noun that functions as the object of a verb to which it is entymologically or morphologically related.

 

[riff]

I forgot to mention the cognate object. A cognate object is a noun that functions as the object of a verb to which it is entymologically or morphologically related.

Look at the big brain on KM!

 

[sunstruck]

Look at the big brain on KM!

That's why all the boys are hot for her.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Fucking english nerd, and with an accent like that!

 

[cybergirly]

Cybergirly: girl who works in the attendance office and will take care of all your attendance problems...for a small fee.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh my gawd.

That's a cut and paste job. Straight from the Oxford Companion to the English Language edited by Tom McArthur.

You'll have to imagine a snooty, British Academia accent with that one.

But I'm done with my English homework.

In geometry an angle is defined as the set of points determined by two rays, or half-lines, l1 and l2 having the same endpoint O. If A and B are points on l1 and l2, as in Figure 1, we refer to angle AOB (denoted <AOB).

In trigonometry we often intrepret angles as rotations of rays. Start with a fixed ray l1, having endpoint O, and rotate it about O, in a plane, to a positions specificed by ray l2.

Math time!

I've got my homework almost done. I'm going to feed it to my dog when I'm through and put the soggy tatters on Mr. DeVille's desk.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I should mention that Mom is taking Mr. DeVille to the school board cause he tried to fuck me out behind the shed. Dirty old fucking pervert. He didn't even have the decency to wash his dick first. It looked like a cocktail weiner, rank juice and all.

Just ewww.

 

[seXieleXie]

lexie,
sitting in class bored, trying not to get in the exact same arguement she's been having with the morons in class for the entire semester, and wishing she didn't have 10 hours of work to face after that last bell.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sheesh, Lex, just show Mr. DeVille some nip and he'll let you skate. Whatever you do, don't stick a rat trap around his nads. It pisses him off. That's why I'm repeating my senior year. Some men are sooooooooo touchy.