School Yard Lit

[BigDawg69]

Morgy -- the debutant who blew off the cheerleaders to hang with a sexy dark loner one night.

Dawg - Said sexy dark loner, and hopefully it's for more than just one night.

 

[KillerMuffin]

SHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Don't let Mr. DeVille catch you saying that! He likes to dress up like a nun and slap hands with a ruler. I heard him ask Mr. Applebee and Miss Beasely to treat him like a bad girl once after he smacked someone.

Mom says she's going to haul his ashes in front of the schoolboard. In our colloquialism that means kick some ass, not have sex.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Dawg - Said sexy dark loner, and hopefully it's for more than just one night.

I never said I returned did?

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Mad dog got busted by Hayes in the parking lot
For smelling like weed.
Private Eye was in that fucking palm tree on the southeast corner
Came down and popped his ass.
I smell a locker search coming on
Better play cool for the next week or so.
Pass it on.

*sneaks outta class, runs to his locker, grabs his stash and slinks his way outta here*

gotta remember to call riff and tell him thanks for the heads up!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Aww, I'm so not creative. Someone do me.

Me in high school: stoner

psssssssssst......i got something for ya

 

[penguindance]

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Can I get a fake id (age: 25) and a side order of pot? I'll need someone to teach me how to smoke it though.

I've never smoked it before

Come with me little lady and I'll have you tokin properly in noooo time

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Cybergirly: girl who works in the attendance office and will take care of all your attendance problems...for a small fee.

*wonders if cybergirly gets high*






edited cuz i was too high to spell if

 

[StondTmplPilot]

You guys make me laugh. Oh yeah, and pass that my way, it's late and I need a break...

Hiya stranger *pulling a fatty from pocket and lighting it, hitting it, and passing it* nice to meet ya

 

[penguindance]

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Howdy there. *toke* How are ya tonight?

getting better by the minute *long deep toke*

 

[penguindance]

 

[sexy-girl]

mellon collie : the girl with the too cool to care attitude with an inner sadness that makes everyone fall in love with her from afar

fly : the A+ student of art that doesn't realize all the girls in school fancy him

siren : the girl that made the sex education teacher blush

killermuffin : beat up the school quarter back when he called her sweetie

rambling rose : always wears the best clothes and dating the school football captain he thinks its love she'll dump him when school ends

april-wine : everyone comes to her when they have a problem she's everyone's best friend

lobito : the school funny man he makes everyone laugh and gets in trouble all the time

DCL : always has a camera with him he takes pictures of everyone and is going to be the director for the school play

 

[Guest]

 

[miles]

Rick DeVille - nicknamed "Pocket Protector". Pants too short, same too small shirt every day buttoned all the way up, distinct body odor, duct taped glasses, bleeding zits, and a true dweeb. The only kid who knew how to run the film projector and VCR. Caught pulling wings off living flies in Biology and served 133 straight days in detention.

Voted Most Likely To Be A Serial Killer by his classmates.

Today Rick is a 51 year old Night Shift Assistant Manager Trainee in Radio Shack's fourth biggest volume store in Buttfuck, AL. He's gunning for the day shift with a real shot at carrying those trusted store keys.

 

[sexy-girl]

sexy-girl,

Sir says you're to stop mucking about and get back to your seat immediately.

Or else.

i was thinking of those all day at work

 

[cybergirly]

*wonders if cybergirly gets high*






edited cuz i was too high to spell if

Nope, but she'd still be willing to trade quanity for quality attendance altering (of course then she'd sell it to your customers at a lower price)

 

[Guest]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

mellon collie : the girl with the too cool to care attitude with an inner sadness that makes everyone fall in love with her from afar

Thats it, I'm taking lisa home with me.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Nope, but she'd still be willing to trade quanity for quality attendance altering (of course then she'd sell it to your customers at a lower price)

That's just not gonna happen, I'm in class often enought to earn full credits anyway so really no need for attendance altering. Besides, were I to lose my customers...I'd lose my free smoke, nope, can't have that.

 

[sexy-girl]

Thats it, I'm taking lisa home with me.

maybe we just have similar good tastes

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I'd like to think so