Scream At The Heavens

I hear you, Honey. The past five months have been non-stop for me. Here's to hanging in there. :rose::heart::rose:

~A
 
Awwww *big giant hugs to you ladies*

Bad stuff doesn't last forever, even though I know it may not feel that way. :heart:
 
November thoughts

1. No Shave November: I would love to show solidarity in support for the future elimination of Prostate Cancer, but I must remain in compliance

2. No Fap November: I think there is an easy solution to this. And that solution is Fellatio, Cunnilingus, Annalingus, or just direct Intercourse. Regardless, it is not Fapping;)

3. No Nut November: Being that my Birthday (along with many others) is in November, how are we supposed to have Birthday Sex if we can't Nut?

4. No Nut November (pt. 2): It is called No Nut November, correct? Are women excluded since they do not "nut"?
 
I wish I had started all of this sooner; I wish I was at the destination because, frankly, the journey is doing my nut in now: the driver is too slow, the passengers are obnoxious, and the locals in the towns I pass through are baying with pitchforks.
 
I wish I had started all of this sooner; I wish I was at the destination because, frankly, the journey is doing my nut in now: the driver is too slow, the passengers are obnoxious, and the locals in the towns I pass through are baying with pitchforks.

I know we haven’t met, but I am sending you a big hug anyway. :rose:
 
I can't help thinking of an old saying

If you want to give the Gods a laugh, tell Them yer plans!!
 
I can't help thinking of an old saying

If you want to give the Gods a laugh, tell Them yer plans!!

^^^ This

I must have been an awful person in a previous life. I seem to have a lot of bad Karma to burn off.

MAYBE THE FUCKING UNIVERSE COULD JUST PUMP THE BRAKES FOR FUCKING ONCE!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled titillations.
 
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