Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[Bry1313]

I’ve decided to create a service, for you the Lit poster. Are you crushing someone but are too shy to let them know? Are you worried your crush might already have someone but you don’t want to ask directly. Well I’m here to help. My PM box is open to help you with your secret crush needs. I’ll happily contact your crush, and either do the full Cyrano De Bergerac and make them fall for you or just ask the key information you would need to know if your crush is ready for your affection. PM me your crush and let me know how I can help. Additionally if you need help identifying your compatible crush, please fill out the survey and submit and I’ll help identify just the right person for you

If you have a secret crush and want help

• Who is your crush
• would you like it to stay a secret
• would you like a message to them letting them know someone is crushing
• would you like that message sent by me as a PM or in the thread
• why do you like your crush

If you’d like match making support

• What is your gender
• What gender(s) do you seek
• What are your interests
• What are your non-negotiables
• How big is your dick/boobs
• If you were an animal, what would you be
• How often would you like to communicate with your crush
• When are you free to chat with your crush
• Do you send or expect nudes
• Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience
• Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore
• Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend?

If there is anything else I can do to help your lit love life thrive in the coming new year, I’m here. As the person who is target of zero crushes, no one is safer to share with than me to help you out

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Well, RIP MY inbox.

 

[lavendersilk]

After deep discussion with the idea people, we’ve decided to create a service, for you the Lit poster. Are you crushing someone but are too shy to let them know? Are you worried your crush might already have someone but you don’t want to ask directly. Well I’m here to help. My PM box is open to help you with your secret crush needs. I’ll happily contact your crush, and either do the full Cyrano De Bergerac and make them fall for you or just ask the key information you would need to know if your crush is ready for your affection. PM me your crush and let me know how I can help. Additionally if you need help identifying your compatible crush, please fill out the survey and submit and I’ll help identify just the right person for you

• Who is your crush
• would you like it to stay a secret
• would you like a message to them letting them know someone is crushing
• would you like that message sent by me as a PM or in the thread
• why do you like your crush
• What is your gender
• What gender(s) do you seek
• What are your interests
• What are your non-negotiables
• How big is your dick/boobs
• If you were an animal, what would you be
• How often would you like to communicate with your crush
• When are you free to chat with your crush
• Do you send or expect nudes
• Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience
• Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore
• Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend?

If there is anything else I can do to help your lit love life thrive in the coming new year, I’m here. As the person who is target of zero crushes, no one is safer to share with than me to help you out

This seems a lot little like an escort service...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

After deep discussion with the idea people,

are these the people that brought us the “no birthday birthday” and the “cock rating thread”?

How are you making having a crush feel like homework and Data scraping for Google at the same time?

 

[Bry1313]

This seems a lot little like an escort service...

I’m above board.

 

[Bry1313]

are these the people that brought us the “no birthday birthday” and the “cock rating thread”?

How are you making having a crush feel like homework and Data scraping for Google at the same time?

This one is just me (and the voices in my head)

Those people will likely be named in multiple crushes so best to keep them out of this service. Also I will guard your identity even more vigorously than @crazychemgirl guards your confessions

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

are these the people that brought us the “no birthday birthday” and the “cock rating thread”?

How are you making having a crush feel like homework and Data scraping for Google at the same time?

I don't know who you could be talking about

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This seems a lot little like an escort service...

Maybe one of the questions should be "how much are you willing to pay per hour?" And "do you accept Bitcoin?"

 

[crazychemgirl]

Maybe one of the questions should be "how much are you willing to pay per hour?" And "do you accept Bitcoin?"

What about Litbucks? … I hear @Mrtenant is a litbucks billionaire.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This one is just me (and the voices in my head)

Those people will likely be named in multiple crushes so best to keep them out of this service. Also I will guard your identity even more vigorously than @crazychemgirl guards your confessions

Well I do trust your discretion marginally more….but you already know my crush!

 

[Bry1313]

Maybe one of the questions should be "how much are you willing to pay per hour?" And "do you accept Bitcoin?"

That can be your unsavory match making service. I don’t run that kind of operation here.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well I do trust your discretion marginally more….but you already know my crush!

He needed idea people to figure that one out too

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That can be your unsavory match making service. I don’t run that kind of operation here.

There's nothing wrong with sex work

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He needed idea people to figure that one out too

They need wins.

 

[Bry1313]

There's nothing wrong with sex work

Ok, agree, but I choose not to be part of any financial transactions here, im just trying to facilitate the free exchange of Lit romance. I’m a softie that way.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok, agree, but I choose not to be part of any financial transactions here, im just trying to facilitate the free exchange of Lit romance. I’m a softie that way.

Well. Just so everyone knows. I'm ok getting paid

 

[lavendersilk]

A

Well. Just so everyone knows. I'm ok getting paid

As your lawyer I would advise you to edit that statement

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A

As your lawyer I would advise you to edit that statement

I meant... In "gratitude"... *Wink *wink

 

[crazychemgirl]

*waits patiently for the crush info to be revealed

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*waits patiently for the crush info to be revealed

 

[Bry1313]

*waits patiently for the crush info to be revealed

They will come flooding in at any moment, because I’m here to help people.

 

[LoneMilf]

If people are really too shy to even message their crush, it sounds like there's a market for expanding your services into coaching too. Or maybe offer some self-confidence boosting webinars. Opportunites abound

 

[Bry1313]

I’m a full service match making provider and supporter. I want everyone to find love (or at least really hot casual boning) this holiday season.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

If people are really too shy to even message their crush, it sounds like there's a market for expanding your services into coaching too. Or maybe offer some self-confidence boosting webinars. Opportunites abound

I like this idea actually. Give some coaching, maybe a pep talk or two. Also call it "Give it a Try with Coach Bry!"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Or, if you’re not old

They don’t make themes like they used to.